Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Web conspiracy theorist Alex Jones should be given Glenn Beck's time slot: While Beck was prancing around with his drawing of what Osama bin Laden's face looks like yesterday, Jones' team was in contact with a "multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately," uncovering the STORY OF THE DECADE, that Osama bin Laden has been kicking it with Ted Williams
Maybe OBL was down on the bottom, behind the three-cheese ravioli that you never eat and all those frozen lima beans they had on sale at Trader Joes. Sometimes you need to clean out your freezer, amirite?
<i>Bin Laden&rsquo;s corpse was &ldquo;physically on ice&rdquo; waiting to be rolled out for public consumption...</i> Remind me to decline the invite for the next White House barbecue.
George Bush would never exploit the tragedies of 9/11 for mere political gain. He was like an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-listening, all-reading-library-records GOD who asked for nothing from us, except a few thousand virgin and/or soldier sacrifices.
Bush got distracted and forgot to defrost the freezer. When he heard the news, he said, &quot;oh damn...that&#039;s where I left OBL&quot;.
well, no matter. osama&#039;s thawing out nicely now.
Has any of these wack jobs got a Bin Laden conspiracy theory that involves aliens yet? I might read that.
We have Tim Horton&#039;s. And all the teams currently in the NHL playoffs are U.S. teams. Two out of three ain&#039;t bad.
His brain has been.
Maybe they meant the time that would have the <i>least</i> political impact.
The anti-conspiracy conspiracy. Which of course, makes it an even <i>bigger</i> conspiracy.
Maybe OBL was down on the bottom, behind the three-cheese ravioli that you never eat and all those frozen lima beans they had on sale at Trader Joes. Sometimes you need to clean out your freezer, amirite?
Keeping Cheney supplied with hearts?
HA! I knew that I couldn&#039;t have been the first to come up with that :]]]
<i>Bin Laden&rsquo;s corpse was &ldquo;physically on ice&rdquo; waiting to be rolled out for public consumption...</i> Remind me to decline the invite for the next White House barbecue.
On May 21st. I read that on the intertubes somewhere so it must be true.
Baseless speculation? It&#039;s on the internet. You can just google: &quot;skoalrebel speculation&quot;
They should&#039;ve put one of those &quot;Do Not Refreeze&quot; warnings on OBL to make this seem more credible.
What Alex Jones doesn&#039;t know is that his &quot;high level Republican source&quot; was SkoalRebel on some killer crystal meth.
I bet the US government has one of those really cool stainless steel fridges.
George Bush would never exploit the tragedies of 9/11 for mere political gain. He was like an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-listening, all-reading-library-records GOD who asked for nothing from us, except a few thousand virgin and/or soldier sacrifices.
Bush got distracted and forgot to defrost the freezer. When he heard the news, he said, &quot;oh damn...that&#039;s where I left OBL&quot;.