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well, no matter. osama's thawing out nicely now.

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Has any of these wack jobs got a Bin Laden conspiracy theory that involves aliens yet? I might read that.

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We have Tim Horton's. And all the teams currently in the NHL playoffs are U.S. teams. Two out of three ain't bad.

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Maybe they meant the time that would have the <i>least</i> political impact.

The anti-conspiracy conspiracy. Which of course, makes it an even <i>bigger</i> conspiracy.

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Maybe OBL was down on the bottom, behind the three-cheese ravioli that you never eat and all those frozen lima beans they had on sale at Trader Joes. Sometimes you need to clean out your freezer, amirite?

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Keeping Cheney supplied with hearts?

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HA! I knew that I couldn't have been the first to come up with that :]]]

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<i>Bin Laden’s corpse was “physically on ice” waiting to be rolled out for public consumption...</i> Remind me to decline the invite for the next White House barbecue.

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On May 21st. I read that on the intertubes somewhere so it must be true.

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Baseless speculation? It's on the internet. You can just google: "skoalrebel speculation"

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They should've put one of those "Do Not Refreeze" warnings on OBL to make this seem more credible.

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What Alex Jones doesn't know is that his "high level Republican source" was SkoalRebel on some killer crystal meth.

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I bet the US government has one of those really cool stainless steel fridges.

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George Bush would never exploit the tragedies of 9/11 for mere political gain. He was like an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-listening, all-reading-library-records GOD who asked for nothing from us, except a few thousand virgin and/or soldier sacrifices.

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Bush got distracted and forgot to defrost the freezer. When he heard the news, he said, "oh damn...that's where I left OBL".

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