It's a blatant attack on European cultures! Poor oppressed human conspiracy pop-up dispenser Alex Jones has been having a rough week, what with his completely insane, sad custody trial, and now he's being sued by Greek yogurt company Chobani over some typically Jonesian "journalism" that falsely claimed the company was connected with last summer's sexual assault of a 5-year-old girl in Twin Falls, Idaho; Jones's Infowars website also claimed the company's plant near Twin Falls (mandatory description: world's largest yogurt factory) was responsible for a tuberculosis outbreak.
Been there. Still didn't take.
It burns like hygiene!
and, that yogurt short story? I'd only be pissed if they didn't follow the first plan to the letter.
Not the super scary Soros monster???
Please. My eyes. Need bleach fast.
Only $10,000 ... Bill O'Reillys got to be crying.
He'll get his just desserts.
A deck of 51 cards
Keep milking those puns!
Wot's dis 'ere?
So who is George Soros anyway, and how did he become the poster child for all things involving the left and money?
Oops, we didn't conceal the origins of the money well enough so people actually figured it out. Our bad, let us fix that.
Dooo eeet! Lets see just how few companies want to put their name on a giant wall next to Trump's name.
And the government keeps it even if (perish the thought) the wall doesn't end up being built.
Republican Congress: "Sure thing. Help yourself!"
Well I guess Donna wins.