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hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

Been there. Still didn't take.

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

It burns like hygiene!

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mancityRed6's avatar

and, that yogurt short story? I'd only be pissed if they didn't follow the first plan to the letter.

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MOG253's avatar

Not the super scary Soros monster???

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birdbrain53's avatar

Please. My eyes. Need bleach fast.

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Scooby's avatar

Only $10,000 ... Bill O'Reillys got to be crying.

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emberglance's avatar

He'll get his just desserts.

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Querolous's avatar

A deck of 51 cards

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Keep milking those puns!

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The Quirk's avatar

Wot's dis 'ere?

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Stulexington's avatar

So who is George Soros anyway, and how did he become the poster child for all things involving the left and money?

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Stulexington's avatar

Oops, we didn't conceal the origins of the money well enough so people actually figured it out. Our bad, let us fix that.

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Stulexington's avatar

Dooo eeet! Lets see just how few companies want to put their name on a giant wall next to Trump's name.

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Stulexington's avatar

And the government keeps it even if (perish the thought) the wall doesn't end up being built.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Republican Congress: "Sure thing. Help yourself!"

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Alan's avatar

Well I guess Donna wins.

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