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I will take another job if I must.

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If Alex Jones is on a steady lead diet, it could explain the state of his mind.

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Now we just have to wait for this cyborg to embrace Holocaust denial, and we'll have ourselves a Six-Million-Didn't Man.

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No wonder he's so emotional!

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Well, ALMOST as smart.

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People who take the daily recommended dose of the Formula product would ingest more than twice the daily limit for lead under California law. People who take the Myco-ZX product would ingest more than six times the daily limit for lead under California law,

Well, sure, "California" law...

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What's funny (okay, 'funny') is that the entire administration is in that half as well.

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'Essential oils'? So, like, 5W30?

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Maybe they want you to believe lead makes you sick. Ever think of that?

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Less active ingredients than similar but cheaper products? Just proves that it`s superior stuff then, using homeopathic maths. And a government agency telling you not to take it is just proof it`s the good stuff.

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Warn a person!

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He looks dead.

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No no no no no no no

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Lead is more dangerous in California, the rest of the country should be fine.

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Whole lotta lead. Was Jones's company manufacturing in Flint?

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Especially the owners of the coal rollin Prius repellent trucks.

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