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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I will take another job if I must.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

If Alex Jones is on a steady lead diet, it could explain the state of his mind.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Now we just have to wait for this cyborg to embrace Holocaust denial, and we'll have ourselves a Six-Million-Didn't Man.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

People who take the daily recommended dose of the Formula product would ingest more than twice the daily limit for lead under California law. People who take the Myco-ZX product would ingest more than six times the daily limit for lead under California law,

Well, sure, "California" law...

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

What's funny (okay, 'funny') is that the entire administration is in that half as well.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Essential oils'? So, like, 5W30?

rubikcube's avatar

Maybe they want you to believe lead makes you sick. Ever think of that?

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Less active ingredients than similar but cheaper products? Just proves that it`s superior stuff then, using homeopathic maths. And a government agency telling you not to take it is just proof it`s the good stuff.

Jessie's avatar

Lead is more dangerous in California, the rest of the country should be fine.

Zyxomma's avatar

Whole lotta lead. Was Jones's company manufacturing in Flint?

HooverVilles's avatar

Especially the owners of the coal rollin Prius repellent trucks.