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City of H8's avatar

So it appears that Tucker's so-called 'documentary' is really just an infomercial for a quack-tastic nutsack lamp. Pointless too, because there are already medically approved methods for boosting testosterone that actually work.

sarafina's avatar

"Live Laugh Love Chop Wood Milk Cow Hey Oily Muscle Men Stick Your Peenerballs In This Thing And See If They Get Bigger XXX,"

Perfection.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Sounds to me like Jones and Carlson have both been thinking about them. Long and hard.

Querolous's avatar

Let's not go overboard here! 75 would be a more realistic goal.

mailman27's avatar

Me? Myself?? Can't wait to see it!

rocktonsam's avatar

AJ has property? Being bankrupt is cool.

AdmNaismith's avatar

Typical- they'll go for any quack cure before doing the scientifically proven thing that works.

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

See everyone, this is why you don't laugh at your partner's small penis.

Innocent_Bystandr's avatar

I still just... I can't with this. It's so horrifyingly hilarious.

Brian Bixby's avatar

The quackery is generally more profitable.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That sounds awfully messy. How do you wipe your mouth without sleeves?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Actually, not really that long and sorta hard.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A motivational speaker on Thorazine couldn't hurt.