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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

A month on a road chain gang.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Perfect

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City of H8's avatar

So it appears that Tucker's so-called 'documentary' is really just an infomercial for a quack-tastic nutsack lamp. Pointless too, because there are already medically approved methods for boosting testosterone that actually work.

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sarafina's avatar

"Live Laugh Love Chop Wood Milk Cow Hey Oily Muscle Men Stick Your Peenerballs In This Thing And See If They Get Bigger XXX,"

Perfection.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Sounds to me like Jones and Carlson have both been thinking about them. Long and hard.

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Querolous's avatar

Let's not go overboard here! 75 would be a more realistic goal.

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mailman27's avatar

Me? Myself?? Can't wait to see it!

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rocktonsam's avatar

AJ has property? Being bankrupt is cool.

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AdmNaismith's avatar

Typical- they'll go for any quack cure before doing the scientifically proven thing that works.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

See everyone, this is why you don't laugh at your partner's small penis.

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Innocent_Bystandr's avatar

I still just... I can't with this. It's so horrifyingly hilarious.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

The quackery is generally more profitable.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That sounds awfully messy. How do you wipe your mouth without sleeves?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Actually, not really that long and sorta hard.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A motivational speaker on Thorazine couldn't hurt.

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