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The Lizard People, obviously.

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As my friend Nora the pyschiatric nurse would say, "He sounds pleasantly psychotic". This is a subset of the patients she describes as "fucking crazy". Both of these phrases will be in the next edition of the DSM. Alex Jones will be included as a case study also, too.

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Which is the history of healthcare since FOREVER. But having the government play a part in in changing that is Argle Bargle fluff N stuff something something taking away our Freedumz! With flyning red carpets appparently.

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It's a singularity of derp!

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Grammar too good.

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He is always a depressing breath of stale wingnut.

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Alex took the brown acid.

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Seriously, we're all going to be immortal cyborgs riding around on red carpets in the sky, all because we rejected Alex Smith's ideals in favor of being dirty liberals?

I'm downright psyched!

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fat chance

maybe if a couple of them crashed...

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I'd settle for a robot vacuum

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but at least you eventually come down from that stuff

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BfzsMQGqrt0" target="_blank">So I can get to stompin in my Air Force Ones</a>

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Wait, do you and I buy our booze in the same place? I stopped going to my closest "packie" (that's how we say it in librrul New England) becauseI couldn't stand listening to the fuknuttery call-in talk shows they always had blaring over the store's sound system. If they've since switched to Al Jones, it would not be a surprise.

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The jetcopters and the Air Force Ones will need life-extension technologies, too.

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The only way Alex Jones should ever be in the news is a brief mention on page A9 that a local man was committed to a mental hospital for his own safety.

Damn you, Internet!

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