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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The Lizard People, obviously.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

As my friend Nora the pyschiatric nurse would say, "He sounds pleasantly psychotic". This is a subset of the patients she describes as "fucking crazy". Both of these phrases will be in the next edition of the DSM. Alex Jones will be included as a case study also, too.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Which is the history of healthcare since FOREVER. But having the government play a part in in changing that is Argle Bargle fluff N stuff something something taking away our Freedumz! With flyning red carpets appparently.

bobbert's avatar

It's a singularity of derp!

Incoming Ham's avatar

He is always a depressing breath of stale wingnut.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Alex took the brown acid.

Dylan Black's avatar

Seriously, we're all going to be immortal cyborgs riding around on red carpets in the sky, all because we rejected Alex Smith's ideals in favor of being dirty liberals?

I'm downright psyched!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

fat chance

maybe if a couple of them crashed...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd settle for a robot vacuum

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but at least you eventually come down from that stuff

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BfzsMQGqrt0" target="_blank">So I can get to stompin in my Air Force Ones</a>

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Wait, do you and I buy our booze in the same place? I stopped going to my closest "packie" (that's how we say it in librrul New England) becauseI couldn't stand listening to the fuknuttery call-in talk shows they always had blaring over the store's sound system. If they've since switched to Al Jones, it would not be a surprise.

Jared James's avatar

The jetcopters and the Air Force Ones will need life-extension technologies, too.

Shypixel's avatar

The only way Alex Jones should ever be in the news is a brief mention on page A9 that a local man was committed to a mental hospital for his own safety.

Damn you, Internet!