Forget trying to make sense of Peggy Noonan on Syria. We're sticking with Alex Jones. He may not be anchored in reality, but at least he's clear about where he stands. Which is solidly in the Twilight Zone: Alex Jones said this week that an effort to avert a U.S. attack on Syria with diplomacy was actually a United Nations plot for the extinction of the human race, which would be replaced by “globalists” like President Barack Obama who would become cyborgs by using “life-extension technologies.”
The Lizard People, obviously.
As my friend Nora the pyschiatric nurse would say, &quot;He sounds pleasantly psychotic&quot;. This is a subset of the patients she describes as &quot;fucking crazy&quot;. Both of these phrases will be in the next edition of the DSM. Alex Jones will be included as a case study also, too.
Which is the history of healthcare since FOREVER. But having the government play a part in in changing that is Argle Bargle fluff N stuff something something taking away our Freedumz! With flyning red carpets appparently.
It&#039;s a singularity of derp!
Grammar too good.
He is always a depressing breath of stale wingnut.
Alex took the brown acid.
Seriously, we&#039;re all going to be immortal cyborgs riding around on red carpets in the sky, all because we rejected Alex Smith&#039;s ideals in favor of being dirty liberals?
I&#039;m downright psyched!
maybe if a couple of them crashed...
I&#039;d settle for a robot vacuum
but at least you eventually come down from that stuff
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BfzsMQGqrt0" target="_blank">So I can get to stompin in my Air Force Ones</a>
Wait, do you and I buy our booze in the same place? I stopped going to my closest &quot;packie&quot; (that&#039;s how we say it in librrul New England) becauseI couldn&#039;t stand listening to the fuknuttery call-in talk shows they always had blaring over the store&#039;s sound system. If they&#039;ve since switched to Al Jones, it would not be a surprise.
The jetcopters and the Air Force Ones will need life-extension technologies, too.
The only way Alex Jones should ever be in the news is a brief mention on page A9 that a local man was committed to a mental hospital for his own safety.
Damn you, Internet!