Don't fall for the lies. Those people may look "fast and furious", but they're all plants from Obama to trick you into giving up your precious bodily fluids.
Hi teapartynyc2001, what's your name? Can I date you? This is some really hot sexytalk! I want to marry you and have your info-babies asap. I'm especially turned on by your insight that the murder of children is not nearly as sad as gun-control laws. That is soooo romantic!
Don't they just call this a "watchlist"?
I want to see the gay ones ... certainly there has to be a few? Marcel would actually be pretty hot without the stupid hat and gun. and brain.
There might be hope for that one guy who wants to "branch out into the real world". We should welcome him into it.
A manure spreader is the perfect tool.
If she's a plant, this GMO business has gotten way out of hand.
Abstaining from what? The real world?
The post . . . It's coming from inside the building!!!
You can't choose to be asexual. Only gay. Being gay is a choice goddammit!
Don't fall for the lies. Those people may look "fast and furious", but they're all plants from Obama to trick you into giving up your precious bodily fluids.
No, apparently they will make info-weed.
Hi teapartynyc2001, what's your name? Can I date you? This is some really hot sexytalk! I want to marry you and have your info-babies asap. I'm especially turned on by your insight that the murder of children is not nearly as sad as gun-control laws. That is soooo romantic!
Please send pix and/or your FEMA control number.
So what does a pixel have to do to get you to write a professional personals ad for him?
I mean, aside from telling you anything about myself or what I would be looking for?
Also, Too: When is the Wonkette Ironic Dating Site of Irony opening? As Well.
Plus, when the tinfoil gets in your mouth... if you have a filling...
Um.....
I think my testicles just un-descended. Is it too late to choose to be asexual?
Also: anyone else get the feeling that Daphne is more interested in a portable food supply for the post-apocalypse than potential husband material?