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Lara's avatar

I've never heard him say he's against eating babies! You're right!

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

We and our multitude of appendages thank you.

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Leftflank's avatar

Thanks cuz I enjoy an occasional ocean swim and I'd rather not have to worry about paybacks : )

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

It's the tickling you really have to worry about.

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Leftflank's avatar

Dude, I didn't go in the ocean for years after seeing Jaws, don't do this to me.Is there like a certain color of shorts or some scent or anything that I can wear that would let the Octopi know that I'm a friendly?

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

No. Your dangling bits are doomed. Accept your inevitable probing with good grace.

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Leftflank's avatar

I'm not sure how to take that : ) I guess I'll see it as a positive because worrying does no good. Bring on the probing! ; )

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

i used to wonder how Applachian School of Law could possibly have such a small enrollment (their enrollment has actually recovered somewhat thanks to Charlotte School of Law's failure and the general increase of people enrolled in law school but they still have fewer than 150 people between their 3 classes)

after spending approximately 1 hour in Grundy, i now wonder how they actually manged to find that many

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Such a good comment.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Beaten? Because she'd said something?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Yes.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Or maybe Carlson really is that dumb. These days, it's hard to tell.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Isn't 'eating babies' also more blood libel bullshit?

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Khavrinen's avatar

"Tucker Carlson argued last night that the congresswoman didn't make it clear enough that she opposed cannibalism."

Pretty revealing -- that Tucker Carlson usually hangs out with people whose opposition to cannibalism isn't something you can safely assume without having to explicitly state it.

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H0mer0's avatar

never ascribe to mental illness what can easily be described as being a disingenuous asshole

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H0mer0's avatar

yeah, I was a scrawny babby as were my boys.

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