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Zine El-Abidine Ben Ali - whose ousting as Tunisian president triggered the popular uprisings across the Middle East - is in a coma in a Saudi hospital, a family friend said yesterday.
First Mubarak, now this guy. What is it with these guys and comas? Is it the Middle East's way of falling on your sword? Ben Ali and Mubarak will now hold a coma summit with Ariel Sharon in the name of peace, and also because it's funny when you put three coma guys' beds next to each other and say they're holding a summit. [ The Australian ]
All Deposed Arab Dictators Are Now In Comas For Some Reason
Yeah, who among us has not spent a couple of days in a "coma" after being laid off from a job? At least, so far as we can remember?
They used to have scouting across the Middle East. Maybe they can bring them back? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Scout_Organizat...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...