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Diane Zzzzz's avatar

Eff you and your support for yet another pedophile. Guess you’ve never been raped. Lucky you bi**h!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Cynthia Lummox is the senator Wyoming deserves. Pete Hegseth is NOT the pickled SecDef America deserves. Let "wild childs" do their wilding on Fox, on weekend mornings, with consenting adults--not the full (previous) strength of our military.

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Sherry's avatar

At this point I swear they're just looking at the National Sex Offenders registry and throwing darts to see who's next.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

I don't think Pete von Trippentoff is going to make it to the noon hour, today.

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SethTriggs's avatar

He may be bad for America but he's perfect for a President Klan Robe Kabinet!

America seems to have had no problem with President Klan Robe doing things like this, so why would they honestly have a problem with Hegseth?

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Hunk's avatar

It doesn't matter what they say, they'll just lie and call the video a deepfake later.

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CanadianBacon's avatar

I've said it before, and now I'll say it again: Lay off of Hee Haw or imma go Grandpa Jones on you. Whilst I am pickin' and grinnin'.

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OG Blockhead's avatar

ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, HANDS UP, THIS A BANKROBERTY!

*sips diet coke*

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Nancy Naive's avatar

“Boys will be boys.”

Yes, but never send a boy to do a man’s job is still true too.

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forestvillain's avatar

I am stupider for having read the transcript.

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Snarkrates's avatar

Why is it that RWNJs and Christians are incapable of forming intelligible sentences?

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Nancy Naive's avatar

That can happen with right wing media. Scratch that. Does happen.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Didn't be so judgy. Getting drunk and shooting off nukes is every redneck's dream job.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Do Republicans have seminars on how to be, or to find, the most disgusting pieces of shit on the planet? I mean, did you READ about his so-called "church"?

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Trump. No seminar necessary.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

After you eliminate everyone who likes DEI, CRT, ESG, and EVs, this is what you're left with.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Not that someone like Sexpest is capable of feeling shame, but: This steady flow of info about his bad behavior must be making him, for lack of a better word, feel something mighty uncomfortable.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

I pretty much had him pegged with his whole hasn't washed his hands in a decade thing.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

No such thing as bad PR.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Was Hegseth a legacy admission to Princeton? I have trouble believing that he got in bc of his academic record, bc he doesn't sound all that bright -- but according to the internet, his father is/was a not-famous basketball coach, and that's not where Ivy grads typically end up.

Maybe he was a DEI admission: "We effete Princetonians need a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather to make the campus a little diverse."

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Princeton can use a man like Pete.

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el duderino's avatar

Hey Republicans: The plural of child is children

Learn English or GTFO of the country

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Anotherangle01's avatar

Why do I have this feeling that Pete Hegseth's big scandal that will get him removed from being in Dearest Leader's Board of Nobles, oops, I meant Cabinet, will be on the very night after he fires all of the current 3 and 4 star Army generals, Pete will get so drunk celebrating his success, he will plow his car into another car while bar hopping, unaliving all the passengers in the other car???

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In saner times, ole Pete's problematic drinking would be grounds enough for him not to get a job at this level, much less all of the other stuff that swirls around him like 1970's air pollution.

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