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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

The big suspense over the next four years? At the next election, how do Republicans play this? Do they say they always supported Trump, or do they straight up lie and say they opposed him at every turn? You see, that's the kind of shit-show that keeps a guy like me going.

CptnEng2311's avatar

Evan, this article was a tour de force of linguistic skewering. Just awesome.

"once Trump is nothing more than an orange shart cloud in America's rear view mirror" should be the last line of your upcoming best-selling tome.

Zap's avatar

"That is a 700,000 more – someone had a printing press and was cranking them out." That was me. But I don't have a printing press, I just printed them out on my computer and sent them on over. You know. For Joe Biden.

Zap's avatar

Won't he be in prison?

Wookie Monster's avatar

Word's cannot express how I feel about the wingnuts and MAGAts turning on Walrus Barr. I need to put it in song.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Zap's avatar

What about the boots?

Querolous's avatar

We would burn it, then blow it up, then sink it.

Dinz6315's avatar

And the horrible police captain who punched Michael Corleone.

And got shot over his veal parmigiana.

Querolous's avatar

From a novel by Nathaniel Benchley set in Massachusetts

Querolous's avatar

And don't be fooled by those grifters who are selling aluminum foil. Those don't work against 5G.

Querolous's avatar

You can tip waitresses, I'll tip cows. - D. Nunes

kermit's avatar

It's legal here in Washington, also!

Antifa Housewife's avatar

They can see Sarah Palin's house...