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I just want to make sure that you're not suggesting that Fuck Toad is a liberal.

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Is that like a Wonkette comment?

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Tim Finnegan?

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Beltway Brainwashing and Cerebral Atrophy.

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(Which was a 50 gallon drum in its prior life)

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Buffy?

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<a href="http:\/\/38.media.tumblr.com\/4e403b5dc4ce1e23d3f382412114d5bc\/tumblr_mknjcnV8xP1s77qk1o3_400.gif" target="_blank">Even better</a>

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I have Dear Leader Stephen Harper running my country. I am SO JEALOUS of you guys! (and honestly, that hardly ever happens)

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HeY!!

Well, not right now, but still.

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Mmm, wasn't he declared dead <i>repeatedly</i>?

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Wrong. He <i>was</i> dead. That's sort of the whole point. Then not dead, then dead again, but off to Heaven.

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Chuck Todd has spoken! Close down the polling places. No need to count the votes.

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...I have a rule against taking political advice from anyone who has facial hair that reminds me of a donkey's pubes.

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That duct tape is going to hurt when he rips it off... His poor beard will never be the same!

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Serious question. WTF happened to C. Todd? Wasn't he a savant of some sort when he first turned up?

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No politician owns their party. They rent it from K Street and Wall Street.

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