We thought maybe it was time for a quick reminder about the whole "gay marriage" issue, as it's been a while since somebody said something hyperbolic about it, and we were worried that perhaps you'd forgotten how horrible gay marriage was, and about how letting two people fill out some legal paperwork is the exact same thing as getting in a time machine, traveling back to Canterbury 1170, and personally sword-murdering Thomas Becket.
I think it's the shrimp-eating that pisses him off. Look at Japan. Loads of shrimp-eating, so BAM God smites them with a radioactive tsunami. New Orleans, Florida, Louisiana, all have had flooding. Every single shoreline city has had some issue with flooding in its history. Obviously, wherever people blatantly eat shrimp despite God's clear directive? FLOODS. CLEARLY GOD HAS SPOKEN
<i>&quot;We believe that the destruction of this institution established by God will mean the destruction of freedom and liberty.&quot;</i>
Established by God ... in the Bible I guess. In the Bible, God established kings. Also slavery. Also stoning people to death. The destruction of those things by the Constitution surely has destroyed our freedom and liberty.
I think it&#039;s the shrimp-eating that pisses him off. Look at Japan. Loads of shrimp-eating, so BAM God smites them with a radioactive tsunami. New Orleans, Florida, Louisiana, all have had flooding. Every single shoreline city has had some issue with flooding in its history. Obviously, wherever people blatantly eat shrimp despite God&#039;s clear directive? FLOODS. CLEARLY GOD HAS SPOKEN
how the fuck DID anne hathaway become the most hated person in hollywood?
Yes. But that would probably be wrong, because then they could legitimately whine about being persecuted.
Well, if George Washington has, like 23 dicks, just imagine how many Jesus has.
This radio channels fascists.
Except my chil ... no, wait, nevermind.
The Blue Screen of Death would be a lot scarier.
Have you submitted your application for Secretary of Agriculture yet?
This is why He struck all the shrimp blind. Or something/
Um, no?
You heathen, you.
Change is Destruction.
Why, M/F marriage hardly ever ends in divorce...
they&#039;ve had a lot of practice...
<i>&quot;We believe that the destruction of this institution established by God will mean the destruction of freedom and liberty.&quot;</i>
Established by God ... in the Bible I guess. In the Bible, God established kings. Also slavery. Also stoning people to death. The destruction of those things by the Constitution surely has destroyed our freedom and liberty.
It&#039;s what THE FOUNDERS intended, after all!
ARGLEBARGLEARGLEBARGLE... Free will!... ARGLEBARGLEARGLEBARGLE...