So. It is work o'clock, Monday morning, and you're eco-commuting to your job and sipping your vegan free trade zen tea, made with real zen, and scrolling through your iDevice to find out hmm, did anything of import happen this weekend? Because maybe you were not on the interwebs; instead, you were taking the kids to soccer practice, or perhaps drinking alone with your cat, or downing some hair of the dog with your sunglasses on -- inside. Not that we're judging.
My weekend was excellent. I didn't have a chicken on my dick the whole time, and I stayed the hell away from the Family Values Summit despite living across town from the venue.
BTW, my take on Trump is he's a New Yorker. New Yorkers associate shit-talking with sincerity and candor, and he obviously thinks he's scoring big in that department. The difference is most New Yorkers know when to stop shit-talking.
I am sincerely disappointed with Trump. I really really want him to remain a viable candidate for the Republican nomination for the office of President of the United States, or at least a potential strong third party candidate.
I was nowhere near Demi Moore's house this weekend either, and so have no idea how that guy ended up passing out from a handful of out-of-date quaaludes and three tumblers of vodka on the giraffe-shaped floaty toy.
The thing I was most impressed by is this wasn't no pussy-ass little weiner shark, by the height of that fin. I don't remember the exact math, but a bull shark (for example) has a dorsal fin equal to around a seventh of its length. That goddamn thing is two feet tall.
That's one pass to the south (Ebbetts), I just did a quick out-and-back weekend from Carson to Fourth of July Lake. First time camping there in summer, I've snow camped twice in winter. Its a lot more crowded in summer...nice to be able to swim in the lake, though.
Don't have my pictures from this weekend ready yet, here's what it looks like in winter/early spring.
Public service equality. Well done Mr. Smith.
Coppers just wanted those asses out of town ASAP. The "And don't come back" part probably went over Cletus' pointy head.
I chianti help it, this bean my fava.
These were given to me by Buzz Aldrin a couple of years ago. He kept them from the space program.
My weekend was excellent. I didn't have a chicken on my dick the whole time, and I stayed the hell away from the Family Values Summit despite living across town from the venue.
BTW, my take on Trump is he's a New Yorker. New Yorkers associate shit-talking with sincerity and candor, and he obviously thinks he's scoring big in that department. The difference is most New Yorkers know when to stop shit-talking.
Ben Carson Pass? How was the view?
And cheered for poor, sick people to just die already.
I am sincerely disappointed with Trump. I really really want him to remain a viable candidate for the Republican nomination for the office of President of the United States, or at least a potential strong third party candidate.
AND ALSO THE COOLEST THING FROM THE WEEKEND:
HE MAN SURFER PUNCHES SHARK!
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Is that what the kids are calling these days?(Snark off:Jesus fuck, that's horrible)
Hope springs eternal!
I was nowhere near Demi Moore's house this weekend either, and so have no idea how that guy ended up passing out from a handful of out-of-date quaaludes and three tumblers of vodka on the giraffe-shaped floaty toy.
The thing I was most impressed by is this wasn't no pussy-ass little weiner shark, by the height of that fin. I don't remember the exact math, but a bull shark (for example) has a dorsal fin equal to around a seventh of its length. That goddamn thing is two feet tall.
Mick is very lucky that sharks aren't very efficient killing machines and more interested in his board..
That's one pass to the south (Ebbetts), I just did a quick out-and-back weekend from Carson to Fourth of July Lake. First time camping there in summer, I've snow camped twice in winter. Its a lot more crowded in summer...nice to be able to swim in the lake, though.
Don't have my pictures from this weekend ready yet, here's what it looks like in winter/early spring.
Another Happy Fun Time from This Past Weekend:
QUEEN TRIES TO RUN THE FUCK OVER SOME PEASANT BABBY!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/new...
Just look at what I had to do to this pic of Trixel to satisfy the obscenity rules on FB: