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eddi_TBH's avatar

Public service equality. Well done Mr. Smith.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Coppers just wanted those asses out of town ASAP. The "And don't come back" part probably went over Cletus' pointy head.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I chianti help it, this bean my fava.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

These were given to me by Buzz Aldrin a couple of years ago. He kept them from the space program.

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pwlsax's avatar

My weekend was excellent. I didn't have a chicken on my dick the whole time, and I stayed the hell away from the Family Values Summit despite living across town from the venue.

BTW, my take on Trump is he's a New Yorker. New Yorkers associate shit-talking with sincerity and candor, and he obviously thinks he's scoring big in that department. The difference is most New Yorkers know when to stop shit-talking.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Ben Carson Pass? How was the view?

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HarryButtle's avatar

And cheered for poor, sick people to just die already.

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

I am sincerely disappointed with Trump. I really really want him to remain a viable candidate for the Republican nomination for the office of President of the United States, or at least a potential strong third party candidate.

AND ALSO THE COOLEST THING FROM THE WEEKEND:

HE MAN SURFER PUNCHES SHARK!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Is that what the kids are calling these days?(Snark off:Jesus fuck, that's horrible)

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(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

Hope springs eternal!

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

I was nowhere near Demi Moore's house this weekend either, and so have no idea how that guy ended up passing out from a handful of out-of-date quaaludes and three tumblers of vodka on the giraffe-shaped floaty toy.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

The thing I was most impressed by is this wasn't no pussy-ass little weiner shark, by the height of that fin. I don't remember the exact math, but a bull shark (for example) has a dorsal fin equal to around a seventh of its length. That goddamn thing is two feet tall.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Mick is very lucky that sharks aren't very efficient killing machines and more interested in his board..

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

That's one pass to the south (Ebbetts), I just did a quick out-and-back weekend from Carson to Fourth of July Lake. First time camping there in summer, I've snow camped twice in winter. Its a lot more crowded in summer...nice to be able to swim in the lake, though.

Don't have my pictures from this weekend ready yet, here's what it looks like in winter/early spring.

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Another Happy Fun Time from This Past Weekend:

QUEEN TRIES TO RUN THE FUCK OVER SOME PEASANT BABBY!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/new...

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Shypixel's avatar

Just look at what I had to do to this pic of Trixel to satisfy the obscenity rules on FB:

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