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zuludaddy (see, man? qi!)'s avatar

Oh Hai - I found a jpg for you!"Oh, you said 'tugboat'" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Aieee! At least out here in the oven it's a dry heat.

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chemical's avatar

To be fair, football was always gay. I mean, it's a bunch of burly guys wearing spandex pants going around tackling each other. One of the positions is literally called tight end.

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Well the QB grabs the center's ass about 50 times per game so...

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Well, it all burned down last summer, you know.

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WTF's avatar

My dustbunnies have not reached the size of actual bunnies so I will also wait till tomorrow

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Techbro dudes. All glibertarian slime. Hate the government that fostered the technology that fills their bellies and finances their Teslas.

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chemical's avatar

Greco-Roman, or WWE? Actually, now that I think about it, it doesn't really matter which one you were talking about.

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Well, those fucks have way less disposable income than the people the NFL is targeting with this. The NFL is many things...but stupid ain't one of them.

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DLZebub's avatar

I had and rode a dumb waiter as a kid, and a lazy susan. Man, old-timey people were rude to the help. We once found my escaped hamster, unharmed, in the bottom of it. Apparently, hamsters are cats.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Given that "rising in the clouds to meet the lord" is actually an express elevator to a sulfur hot tub, I'm happy to be stuck on Earth.

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WTF's avatar

SAME

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Same here.

I can't wait to troll some of the bigots.

BTW I'm a diehard football fan. I even coach on occasion.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

All the cool kids will be left behind

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Carstonio's avatar

Now conservatives will turn on football just as they’ve turned on the police and the military. I would say they would next turn on Christianity, but their actions have long demonstrated an indifference to what Jesus said.

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