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zuludaddy (see, man? qi!)'s avatar

Oh Hai - I found a jpg for you!"Oh, you said 'tugboat'" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Aieee! At least out here in the oven it's a dry heat.

chemical's avatar

To be fair, football was always gay. I mean, it's a bunch of burly guys wearing spandex pants going around tackling each other. One of the positions is literally called tight end.

Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Well the QB grabs the center's ass about 50 times per game so...

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Well, it all burned down last summer, you know.

WTF's avatar

My dustbunnies have not reached the size of actual bunnies so I will also wait till tomorrow

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Techbro dudes. All glibertarian slime. Hate the government that fostered the technology that fills their bellies and finances their Teslas.

chemical's avatar

Greco-Roman, or WWE? Actually, now that I think about it, it doesn't really matter which one you were talking about.

Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Well, those fucks have way less disposable income than the people the NFL is targeting with this. The NFL is many things...but stupid ain't one of them.

DLZebub's avatar

I had and rode a dumb waiter as a kid, and a lazy susan. Man, old-timey people were rude to the help. We once found my escaped hamster, unharmed, in the bottom of it. Apparently, hamsters are cats.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Given that "rising in the clouds to meet the lord" is actually an express elevator to a sulfur hot tub, I'm happy to be stuck on Earth.

Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Same here.

I can't wait to troll some of the bigots.

BTW I'm a diehard football fan. I even coach on occasion.

JollyRogerMexico's avatar

All the cool kids will be left behind

Carstonio's avatar

Now conservatives will turn on football just as they’ve turned on the police and the military. I would say they would next turn on Christianity, but their actions have long demonstrated an indifference to what Jesus said.