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Aiiyeeeeee!Aiiyeeeeee!Aiiyeeeeee!

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If we're lucky enough to wangle a future out of this mess, future history books will talk about our time as the WTF Age.

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Aiiyeeeeee!

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I thought what was on second but it was in center field or was it the pitcher? I just don't know.

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Welcome to the thawing muck of Lambeau Field, now with 90% more methane.

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Aiiyeeeeee!

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Ni!

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Wait - what?

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This will give them more time to discuss gun safety issues.

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Waist deep in the Big Muddy And the big fool says don't talk about climate change. Waist deep in the Big Muddy And the big fool says don't talk about climate change. Waist deep! Neck deep! Soon even a Tall man'll be over his head, we'reWaist deep in the Big Muddy! And the big fool says don't talk about climate change!(With apologies to Pete Seeger)

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Also, just to be safe, it's best to refrain from saying the words "Bangladesh" or "Antarctica."

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So glad the adults are in charge.

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No apology necessary. We all know he'd be completely on this issue. And he might even borrow your lyrics.

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We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki -ekki-ekki-ekki-p'tang, zoom-boing, z'nourrwringmm!

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Third base!

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The teabaggers know that we can solve all of these kind of "problems" if you liberal gay nazi-commies would just shut up.

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