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No it doesn't. We've had enough of that for the 6+ years. These Hoverround seats aren't going to clean themselves, you know.

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Pam Gellar and Orly Taitz yelling at each other? Now that's comedy gold.

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Wine collector/addict/hoarder/drinker

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nice

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You didn't wait for Phlyllis to talk about her gay son?

What? She <i>didn't</i> talk about her gay son?

And am I the only one who thinks Rob Portman is a sleazy hypocrite?

Well, apparently <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/kenneth-m-walsh\/sen-rob-portman-makes-bra_b_2890941.html" target="_blank">not</a>.

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Or dusty, smoky...

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And not in The Good Place.

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Here's hoping the CPACers can realize their objective of making their message clearer to the American people. Because the better people understand it, the more they reject it.

"You mean under the Ryan budget, when Granddad needs a hip replacement, <i>I'll</i> have to pay for it? No <i>way!</i> Shit, just last week I had to give him some money for food, because his investment guy blew through his whole Social Security account in three months."

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OMG. Orly Taitz being told to shut up and go away by Pam Geller and the Breitbart panel. Priceless. The nutbars can't even find common cause amongst themselves.

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Haven't been as attentive to my Wonket duties as one ought to be. Would look up your comment but get linked to a wine page that merits serious attention.

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Sounds like a wine review...

<blockquote>Well-defined, ripe-apple fruit serves as a strong foundation to this outgoing pussy while hints of honey, caramel and the bakery shop smells of fresh pastry provide nuances of richness. A nicely crafted and very generous gash of exemplary balance, it builds and builds en route to a flavorful, long-lasting finish. It is enjoyable now, but it has the structure and depth to make for easy predictions that it will improve in the panty girdle for another three to five years." </blockquote>

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My life will not be complete until I can see a photo of our beloved editrix standing next to our unbeloved snowbilly grifter.

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The Redcoats are CUMMING, the Redcoats are CUMMING!!!

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No, no, they <i>did</i> do the whole outreach thing. Here's a photo of the standing-room-only panel on outreach: <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/media..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFa_hrKCYAIZ2f4.jpg:l...">https://pbs.twimg.com/media...

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Big Gulps are the one issue all the different factions can agree on.

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NYC = Liberal.

Giuliani? Giuliani who?

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