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I have NO idea where this originated, so thanks.

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Incontinentia Buttocks?

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The bathtubs at Miralago are cleaned by the finest undocumented immigrants, really hardworking gals. Boy, they hustle, too! They work hard for that two bucks an hour, lemme tell you!

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I can't hear you. I'm too busy rockin out to that ode to fervent jingoism, "Born in the USA." 😆

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No, no, no! The last thing we need is Murdoch starring in a remake of Body of Evidence.

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Thiel just came out and gave some coked-up Libertarian talking points. It was neither important nor interesting.

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I'd rather they gave him a nicely severed package.

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Strangeness.

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You may already know this, but it (and the other pic) was a put-on, inspired by the guy's wife.

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AMF, Roger, and I don't mean Adios My Friend.

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Shit. Sorry to hear that. The "we don't know" (aka idiopathic) diagnosis is damn near the worst to deal with.

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It's statistical mechanics -- every so often, Florida man must do something entertaining but not horrifying.

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So, Reagan?

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I think the decorousness has something to do with Peggington Noonington and many, many martinis

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The mental picture of Roger Ailes trying to get a lardy leg over a Fox News' bimbette du jourYou may not need brain bleach following that thought - BUT I F'N WELL DO. Yucky yuckuckuckuckuckuckuckhttp://i.imgur.com/epnKRCs.jpg

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To which I can only say "Üsküdar’a Gider İken Aldı Da Bir Yağmur,Kâtibimin Setresi Uzun Eteği Çamur,"

Sorry could you break your original post up and do a bit of explaining; as it stands the second paragraph is an incomplete thought

https://youtu.be/XOMw3oO27kM

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