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Probly not.

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Anybody partying with Roger Stone needs help (Kristi Noem). And definitely cover your drinks. That Mar A Lago party sounds like Roofie Central.

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Always cover your drinks when Republicans are around.

This public service announcement completes my community service requirement, right?

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I want a new electric toothbrush from Santa. My old one is grimy and I'm out of replacement heads.

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I'll put our tik tok kids up against their Nazi Youth any time.

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“Some sort of off site suck & fuck at Mar a Lago.” Oh Evan, you are a razor blade. Thank you for making me LOL.

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Best thing about baking cake... Eating the cake trimmings I've cut off in preparation for icing said cake.

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So they were shooting cash out of the cannons? Sounds like handouts to me.

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Was it Confederate currency?

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Ah, yes. Bang, the energy drink named to appeal to teenagers who have just figured out double entendres.

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This would have been cringey for a 2011 GTA ripoff booth.

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Only gun you can aim at white folk.

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We imagine every minute Charlie Kirk's face is onstage is like a live-action game of Where's Waldo, so that's probably fun for the kids.

Actually it’s a game of Where’s Dildo?, it’s super easy (it’s right there on stage), and it isn’t fun for anyone.

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If Charlie Kirk was any dumber, he'd have to be watered twice a day.

-comment shamelessly stolen from another website.

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Thank God and baby Jesus that Charlie-Boy Kirk is the deformed face of young Republicans. It could be worse. If he was handsome it would be false advertising. Or, he could have been a democrat. Eeew.

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One reason not become a Republican. kids:

Their parties suck.

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