Hooray, woot, yessssssss, #winning, and other celebratory expressions of joy.
Next on the agenda: sex toys!
They have the same moral problem with viagra prescriptions...right? Right?
Does this mean the ladies are going to start buying me drinks?
So . . . can we expect an uptick in the number of sluts around, or what?
No out of pocket cost for slut pills is practically like being paid the same for the same work.
Want to really make wingnut heads asplode? Give out voter ID cards with the free slut pills.
In the middle ages, the popes needed the information as much as anybody.
Everybody knows the Toshiba "Magic Wand" is for therapeutic massage, so we can start with that.
Actually, we can probably end with that as well . . . it's one hell of a machine. Or so I've heard.
In a perfect world, it would be in every man's tool kit.
Make it free, and the prez would go down in history as Barry "O".
Long words.
So nice girls can now spend all of their last 10 bucks on beer?
Next on the agenda: sex toys!
They have the same moral problem with viagra prescriptions...right? Right?
Does this mean the ladies are going to start buying me drinks?
So . . . can we expect an uptick in the number of sluts around, or what?
No out of pocket cost for slut pills is practically like being paid the same for the same work.
Want to really make wingnut heads asplode? Give out voter ID cards with the free slut pills.
In the middle ages, the popes needed the information as much as anybody.
Everybody knows the Toshiba "Magic Wand" is for therapeutic massage, so we can start with that.
Actually, we can probably end with that as well . . . it's one hell of a machine. Or so I've heard.
In a perfect world, it would be in every man's tool kit.
Make it free, and the prez would go down in history as Barry "O".
Long words.
So nice girls can now spend all of their last 10 bucks on beer?