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Billy Rubin's avatar

Five centuries of first cousin intermarriage seems like a dubious thing to walk around bragging about.

Billy Rubin's avatar

Is anybody else worried he's going to flame out too quickly? Nobody can keep up this magnificent, larger-than-life string of failures forever. There's nothing quite as satisfying as watching a pompous asshole humiliate himself. I sincerely expect this vanity campaign to end in at least one bankruptcy, but even a delusional nut like him can carry on only so far. I was really hoping he'd last the summer, but not at this rate.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Idk, pretty sure my ears are gonna fail before his stupidity does.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

I agree with you, and I'm worried that by September, he'll drop out. Edging is an art, and one cannot start out too quickly.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

But but but Bernie simply refuses to say really ridiculously stupid things that the media can write about and get page clicks

PollyTishan's avatar

I share your fear of Trump's premature emasculation. His foreplay so far has been beyond hilarious. I'm hoping he'll take some political viagra to last the distance.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Not really, especially when you consider everything he said to be a flat out lying piece of shit lie

artem1s's avatar

he's really starting to go Howard Hughes, isn't he? it must be terrible to have to work on his personal staff.

Lord-Nash's avatar

Just because dammit.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"The slant-eyes love me."

borninatrailer's avatar

Rape The Vote! never caught on like its big brother Rock.

Lord-Nash's avatar

"My campaign is over, over."

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I recommend Charlie Pierce's recent posts on Trump's existence as proof the Reuplican part lost control of itself a while back. Now the batshit loons have come home to roost and shit all over the rest of us in the process. I'm having a Hunter S Thompson moment right now. "It's bat country." As I dive under the nearest sofa and wish it was a bad drug trip.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I recommend Charlie Pierce's recent posts on Trump's existence as proof the Reuplican part lost control of itself a while back. Now the batshit loons have come home to roost and shit all over the rest of us in the process. I'm having a Hunter S Thompson moment right now. "It's bat country." As I dive under the nearest sofa and wish it was a bad drug trip. Stupid thing posted twice. Phooey.