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Pendejo

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Five centuries of first cousin intermarriage seems like a dubious thing to walk around bragging about.

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Is anybody else worried he's going to flame out too quickly? Nobody can keep up this magnificent, larger-than-life string of failures forever. There's nothing quite as satisfying as watching a pompous asshole humiliate himself. I sincerely expect this vanity campaign to end in at least one bankruptcy, but even a delusional nut like him can carry on only so far. I was really hoping he'd last the summer, but not at this rate.

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Idk, pretty sure my ears are gonna fail before his stupidity does.

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I agree with you, and I'm worried that by September, he'll drop out. Edging is an art, and one cannot start out too quickly.

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But but but Bernie simply refuses to say really ridiculously stupid things that the media can write about and get page clicks

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I share your fear of Trump's premature emasculation. His foreplay so far has been beyond hilarious. I'm hoping he'll take some political viagra to last the distance.

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Not really, especially when you consider everything he said to be a flat out lying piece of shit lie

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he's really starting to go Howard Hughes, isn't he? it must be terrible to have to work on his personal staff.

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Que puto!

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Just because dammit.

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"The slant-eyes love me."

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Rape The Vote! never caught on like its big brother Rock.

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"My campaign is over, over."

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I recommend Charlie Pierce's recent posts on Trump's existence as proof the Reuplican part lost control of itself a while back. Now the batshit loons have come home to roost and shit all over the rest of us in the process. I'm having a Hunter S Thompson moment right now. "It's bat country." As I dive under the nearest sofa and wish it was a bad drug trip.

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I recommend Charlie Pierce's recent posts on Trump's existence as proof the Reuplican part lost control of itself a while back. Now the batshit loons have come home to roost and shit all over the rest of us in the process. I'm having a Hunter S Thompson moment right now. "It's bat country." As I dive under the nearest sofa and wish it was a bad drug trip. Stupid thing posted twice. Phooey.

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