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Incoming Ham's avatar

Where is Palin's insightful tweet on this? The world is waiting....

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sticking with Mrs Wormtongue

malsperanza's avatar

This is why we pay Wonkette the big bucks.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.mizunousa.com\/running\/products\/mizuno-womens-wave-rider-16" target="_blank">Wendy's actual sneakers</a>, for the millions of women who now want a pair.

Edit - RevZafod already found 'em. Get shopping!

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107 of 107 people found the following review helpful: <b>5.0 out of 5 stars - Fits perfectly up a republican's rear end.</b>

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Can we join in on the red <strike>meat</strike> state intertube spitefests now, and carry on about how the "Gay Agenda" is just barely getting started? The dumbfucks won't even know they're being trolled.

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Yes, and Catholic priests (or Xtard preachers) will be forced to officiate.

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Where do I order my Pink Sneakers™ bumper stickers and trunk magnets?

Joshua Norton's avatar

A different section of DOMA says that states do not have to recognize same-sex marriages from other states. That provision was not challenged in today's decision. So the constitutionality of that provision remains an open question.

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Update update! Davis (and her footwear) are now the lead photograph. The story is morphing into a story about her.

fuflans's avatar

this. i wanted to cockpunch him more often than not.

also dumb as a box of rocks.

also, who WAS that lady in white who was advising him all night?