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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

You'd have to be a super pig bottom to be able to take that hand.

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They do say that, even in his President days, he was in incredibly good shape from all the hard labor he did as a youth.

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Back then, you were supposed to put your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel. Unfortunately, Lincoln got it all wrong.

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I always imagined Lincoln with broad shoulders. Looks like he didn't have any, which I didn't know was physically possible.

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Where are his shoulders?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's back when being Republican meant something honorable.

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One in the mouth, two in the south.