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Hey, assholes. Stop moving to my city. This isn't the Galt's Gulch you think it is.

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The speed of sound is ~1125 feet per second. A modern rifle round travels >2500 feet per second. The deer should be dead before the sound gets to him. Or her if you are into killing Bambi's mother.

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https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Ok, you wanna play Marie Antoinette, here ya go

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Also, too. Wayne wasn't moving to Dallas. Dallas is blue city. Wayne wanted to live among the white-flighters in the surrounding suburbs. In this particular instance Westlake. The only time Wayne would come to Dallas proper would be for an NRA convention downtown or to visit other wealthy assholes in the Park Cities enclave within the city limits.

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Like they tried to do to Ross Perot!

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Ironic that we now have a REAL fascist in the WH, and Republicans are no longer worried.

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The food processing plant had recently been settled a $3.75 million lawsuit for sexual harassment. Retaliation by proxy. Did an "anonymous" inside source tip off the HSi? If the beneficiaries of the settlement are deported, collecting will be more difficult.

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Speaking of Machete. https://www.hollywoodreport...

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Steamer trunk. Is that were Gwyneth stores her jade eggs?

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our guess? Ackerman/NRA had several gazillion stacks of rubles collecting dust that needed some quick laundering.

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That's a stupid looking bath tub.

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Wayne LaPierre: "Let them eat lead."

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Gott sei dank that interior decorator is making me want to violate the comment policy. BLECH!

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Don't the members of the NRA get pissed about all this Russian knob polishing and mega/MAGA grifting happening with their dues? I'm pissed and I've never coughed up a red cent.

They are complicit in collusion and ultimately of supporting a racist agenda when all they really wanted was to splatter a deer with an assault rifle, safely.

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Cette salle de bain est tres gauche.

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This was so moving to read that I'd like to send a little bit of money to help defray Letitia James' law school debt but I am sure that would be illegal unless she 'funneled it through a law firm which everybody does' Or I bet those McQueens would be glad to do her a favor. But I bet she's no fun that way!!!

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