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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

only when he paints his next self portrait

"Laura! Sumtim don't look right! What's missing?"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In all fairness, many of us who are not gun nuts are also perfectly good with deporting Piers Morgan

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PubOption's avatar

True words spoken in jest?

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fuflans's avatar

worthly wokette skum should be used far far more often than it is in my view.

that and dizzy children.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Go ahead, Dubya, bite that cat. And make sure to put the video of what happens next on youtube.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Surveyors marks make lovely roof decorations.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't think that there are enough shoes in the entire Middle East for this.

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bobbert's avatar

He'd never find his way out of Schiphol.

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Shypixel's avatar

Good news, Dok! After Iraq splinters, we will have need of several ambassadors for the region, so all those guys can go!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't they hold the US Ambassadors' Spring Break in The Hague?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Jerb creation! Shoes for industry! Think of all the extra shoes the journalists will buy!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Only if his only ambassadorial duty was getting shoes thrown at him all day.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bush eating pussy. I'll bet he sucks at that too.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ISIS/ISIL will be happy to see him. He gave them their big chance.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Can't we just trick him into joining a contest for a free scholarship to the Hague Art Institutes? That's where his real passion lies.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> has 350 signatures at the moment</i>

There’s just no stopping him with those kinds of numbers! That's like a million in wingnut math.

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