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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

only when he paints his next self portrait

"Laura! Sumtim don't look right! What's missing?"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In all fairness, many of us who are not gun nuts are also perfectly good with deporting Piers Morgan

PubOption's avatar

True words spoken in jest?

fuflans's avatar

worthly wokette skum should be used far far more often than it is in my view.

that and dizzy children.

Ikimizi's avatar

Go ahead, Dubya, bite that cat. And make sure to put the video of what happens next on youtube.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Surveyors marks make lovely roof decorations.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't think that there are enough shoes in the entire Middle East for this.

bobbert's avatar

He'd never find his way out of Schiphol.

Shypixel's avatar

Good news, Dok! After Iraq splinters, we will have need of several ambassadors for the region, so all those guys can go!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't they hold the US Ambassadors' Spring Break in The Hague?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Jerb creation! Shoes for industry! Think of all the extra shoes the journalists will buy!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Only if his only ambassadorial duty was getting shoes thrown at him all day.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bush eating pussy. I'll bet he sucks at that too.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ISIS/ISIL will be happy to see him. He gave them their big chance.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Can't we just trick him into joining a contest for a free scholarship to the Hague Art Institutes? That's where his real passion lies.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> has 350 signatures at the moment</i>

There’s just no stopping him with those kinds of numbers! That's like a million in wingnut math.