Nobody was all that surprised when the White House's petition site got turned into a vehicle for silliness, like the petition calling on the U.S. Government to build its very own Death Star, or to deport Piers Morgan for not loving guns the way a real American should. And then there's the stupid ones, like the suggestion that we name sportsball goalkeeper Tim Howard as "secretary of DEFENSE," haw-haw. But we're pretty sure that Wonkers can all get behind this excellent suggestion:
Can't we just trick him into joining a contest for a free scholarship to the Hague Art Institutes? That's where his real passion lies.
only when he paints his next self portrait
"Laura! Sumtim don't look right! What's missing?"
In all fairness, many of us who are not gun nuts are also perfectly good with deporting Piers Morgan
True words spoken in jest?
worthly wokette skum should be used far far more often than it is in my view.
that and dizzy children.
Go ahead, Dubya, bite that cat. And make sure to put the video of what happens next on youtube.
Surveyors marks make lovely roof decorations.
I don't think that there are enough shoes in the entire Middle East for this.
He'd never find his way out of Schiphol.
Good news, Dok! After Iraq splinters, we will have need of several ambassadors for the region, so all those guys can go!
Don't they hold the US Ambassadors' Spring Break in The Hague?
Jerb creation! Shoes for industry! Think of all the extra shoes the journalists will buy!
Only if his only ambassadorial duty was getting shoes thrown at him all day.
Bush eating pussy. I'll bet he sucks at that too.
ISIS/ISIL will be happy to see him. He gave them their big chance.
Can't we just trick him into joining a contest for a free scholarship to the Hague Art Institutes? That's where his real passion lies.
<i> has 350 signatures at the moment</i>
There&rsquo;s just no stopping him with those kinds of numbers! That&#039;s like a million in wingnut math.