All Your Wonkette Questions Answered (Some of Them, Anyway)

Dayton, Ohio: Why is your website not updated as regularily as Drudgereport?

Ana Marie Cox: Because Drudge has a secret army of evil spider monkeys working for him. At Wonkette, it's pretty much just me.

And I did mention the drinking, right?

Of course, when we're offered free content like this, we even update on Sundays.

 Outlook: 2004 Crystal Ball, Ana Marie Cox aka "Wonkette" [Washingtonpost.com]