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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Shorter West: "Could it be that Obama's sense of patriotism does not match up to obscure economic crap written over a hundred years ago?"

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Jared James's avatar

Promulgation is TYRANNY. Taxation is THEFT. Ignorance is STRENGTH.

It's all so self-evident once we get to Allen West's level.

Also note: we have always been at war with OCEANIA.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Is it me, or are those handgrips kinda dungeon-y/S&M-y/dildo-y looking?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Manifest Density or something like that?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Why does the front of his bike look like a colonoscopy machine? At least that's how I remember it before the propofol kicked in.

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bobbert's avatar

Crook?*

*The entrepreneurs <i>he's</i> thinking about.

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bobbert's avatar

Frankly, he's weak on "a", "an", and "the".

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bobbert's avatar

Lieutenant Colonel West? Fuck you and the rice rocket you ronined in on.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Why do I always go with the home town favorite, Issa? Yeah, he had some good runs but lately? And he is about to lose his gravel. I need to trade ASAP.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Sorry, but I don't believe West has ever understood Dr. Seuss much less finish one of the books. He was far too busy in Iraqi bring shame to us all.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>“Give me an untraceable offshore account or give me death.”</i>

Patrick Henry? Thought that was President Romney.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His <i>name</i> is Mark Levin, show some respect!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Allen West has The Guardian Fund PAC. In the first half of 2014, it took in $4,853,138 and spent $3,450,969. Most of the money went towards the vital mission of keeping Allen West's Guardian Fund PAC alive.

Just $123,142 ($10,000 direct; $113,142 indirect) went to political campaigns - less than 4% of the total expenditures.

What more do you need to know about the guy? Other than the fact he rides a Rice Burner, of course...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Alt-West: "Japan disavows all prior connection to anything touched by my stankadoodle ass"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

followed closely by "when will that annoying asshole shut the fuck up?"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and Jeebus

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