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bobbert's avatar

As an aside, whoever painted the lovely illustration should really take a look at the star field on an actual US flag.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Romney Administration's newly appointed Secretary of War.

I'm sure <i>the entire world</i> will sleep much better now.

fuflans's avatar

he's been around for EVER. also visits a lot of our profiles.

i guess it's good we keep him busy and stuff.

fuflans's avatar

we should have gone with the turkey instead of the eagle.

fuflans's avatar

MOM!! DAD!!! HE'S FOLLOWING ME MAKE HIM STOP GROSSSSSS!!!!

Mahousu's avatar

You may laugh at that bald eagle comment, but I've seen a bald eagle tear into a roadkill squirrel and let me tell you - havoc and destruction is putting it mildly.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I wonder if Hank Williams Jr. sings at the teabagger rally that's constantly playing in Allen's head?

schmannity's avatar

Doesn't he know that UN resolutions have slightly more force than Model UN resolutions?

schmannity's avatar

I, for one, am surprised that Dr. Mengele, a/k/a The Angel of Death, has been reincarnated as a bald eagle.