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bobbert's avatar

As an aside, whoever painted the lovely illustration should really take a look at the star field on an actual US flag.

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schmannity's avatar

Hey, I fixed it!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Romney Administration's newly appointed Secretary of War.

I'm sure <i>the entire world</i> will sleep much better now.

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fuflans's avatar

he's been around for EVER. also visits a lot of our profiles.

i guess it's good we keep him busy and stuff.

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fuflans's avatar

we should have gone with the turkey instead of the eagle.

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fuflans's avatar

MOM!! DAD!!! HE'S FOLLOWING ME MAKE HIM STOP GROSSSSSS!!!!

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Mahousu's avatar

You may laugh at that bald eagle comment, but I've seen a bald eagle tear into a roadkill squirrel and let me tell you - havoc and destruction is putting it mildly.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I wonder if Hank Williams Jr. sings at the teabagger rally that's constantly playing in Allen's head?

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schmannity's avatar

Doesn't he know that UN resolutions have slightly more force than Model UN resolutions?

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schmannity's avatar

I, for one, am surprised that Dr. Mengele, a/k/a The Angel of Death, has been reincarnated as a bald eagle.

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