Oh, man, Allen West gave us one helluva knee-slapper yesterday. The president addressed the United Nations, so logically West had to address Facebook. And he decided to give us a treat! Not only did he offer some commentary on the speech, but he also did a rip-roaring impression of himself that is such a good joke we only need to give it to you.
You may laugh at that bald eagle comment, but I've seen a bald eagle tear into a roadkill squirrel and let me tell you - havoc and destruction is putting it mildly.
As an aside, whoever painted the lovely illustration should really take a look at the star field on an actual US flag.
Hey, I fixed it!
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Romney Administration's newly appointed Secretary of War.
I&#039;m sure <i>the entire world</i> will sleep much better now.
he&#039;s been around for EVER. also visits a lot of our profiles.
i guess it&#039;s good we keep him busy and stuff.
we should have gone with the turkey instead of the eagle.
MOM!! DAD!!! HE&#039;S FOLLOWING ME MAKE HIM STOP GROSSSSSS!!!!
You may laugh at that bald eagle comment, but I&#039;ve seen a bald eagle tear into a roadkill squirrel and let me tell you - havoc and destruction is putting it mildly.
I wonder if Hank Williams Jr. sings at the teabagger rally that&#039;s constantly playing in Allen&#039;s head?
Doesn&#039;t he know that UN resolutions have slightly more force than Model UN resolutions?
I, for one, am surprised that Dr. Mengele, a/k/a The Angel of Death, has been reincarnated as a bald eagle.