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bobbert's avatar

Funny how that works, isn't it?

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bobbert's avatar

Are we looking for "asshole"?

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bobbert's avatar

I do that too.

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bobbert's avatar

Fuckin' Costco!!!

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bobbert's avatar

Speaking of Bristle, when is the wedding of the half-year?

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bobbert's avatar

Yoga mats, for the nutrition.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I am a southerner, we eat strange things.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

You know my first thought was "The kid probably isn't 21" but then I'm not crazy.

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Rick Hill's avatar

What? He didn't stand his ground and call him "macaca"?

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Rick Hill's avatar

My first thought was: I Thought the same. My second thought was: Are you sure about that?

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H0mer0's avatar

which one of youse is rocking a goatee?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Lamburgers are the BEST. Like the leanest, tenderest beef you've ever had, except more. And chili made with lamb is so good you'll PLOTZ.When I lived Up North the general store in town sold ground lamb. And would custom-cut your bacon for you. I so miss that store...

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E.A. Blair's avatar

When I lived in Connecticut, the neighborhood liquor store was frequently staffed by the owner's son, who was underage. He was legally allowed to ring up the sale, but not to finalize it. Whenever I bought some booze and he was the only staff in the store, I had to press the "Total" key on the cash register.

More recently, at a local supermarket chain that now allows liquor purchases to be checked out at the regular grocery lanes, I had an underage cashier call a manager over to scan a purchase she could not.

Only an absolute idiot would assume that these kind of things happened for reasons of religious persecution, but this is Allen West we're talking about...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Exactly.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Guess on a Sunday you have to get your booze at church, just like God intended.

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