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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

alternatively, you can bribe Dok with a My Little Pony pic and post damn near anything you want here

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we'll have to nuke it from space to be sure

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Behind the old ones. Nobody would ever think of looking there.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Amen to that.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Man, I can wait to go on a tour at the Whitehouse and say a phrase and bam! FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OWNS IT

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

سيكون من غير المسؤول عدم التكهن.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

needs moar monkey finger

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artem1s's avatar

tibi dico, adipiscing in nomine dei

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PubOption's avatar

If Islam has invaded the White House, can Obama use it as a power base to control all 56 states?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Just buy a few more boxes of Booberry

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Also2Something's avatar

Shotgun liebulz!

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Holy fucking Allah I did a Muslin word one time thinking I was repeating a redneck word!!! guess they was saying yee haw and some way I said gee hod

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Chris Grrr's avatar

> ERROR illegal operator 'reading' near 'Fox'

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Wait, doesn't the curser have to return to the scene and say the blessing backwards?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"...only someone knowing language ... could ascertain " what these media isn't reporting: West is a poignant anal-cyst.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You can't just say magic words and suddenly the White House belongs to you!

I tried that already"

--Mitt Romney

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