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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

alternatively, you can bribe Dok with a My Little Pony pic and post damn near anything you want here

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we'll have to nuke it from space to be sure

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Behind the old ones. Nobody would ever think of looking there.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Man, I can wait to go on a tour at the Whitehouse and say a phrase and bam! FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OWNS IT

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

سيكون من غير المسؤول عدم التكهن.

artem1s's avatar

tibi dico, adipiscing in nomine dei

PubOption's avatar

If Islam has invaded the White House, can Obama use it as a power base to control all 56 states?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Just buy a few more boxes of Booberry

Capt.Jim's avatar

Holy fucking Allah I did a Muslin word one time thinking I was repeating a redneck word!!! guess they was saying yee haw and some way I said gee hod

Chris Grrr's avatar

> ERROR illegal operator 'reading' near 'Fox'

Chris Grrr's avatar

Wait, doesn't the curser have to return to the scene and say the blessing backwards?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"...only someone knowing language ... could ascertain " what these media isn't reporting: West is a poignant anal-cyst.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You can't just say magic words and suddenly the White House belongs to you!

I tried that already"

--Mitt Romney