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"It's a Small World" at the 1964 NY World's Fair was sponsored by <strike>Coke</strike> Pepsi.

There must be something in that coca plant extract.

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Hey, if we can get Coke to sponsor the military -- or even just the next war -- the GOP can cut gubmint spending big-time! I can see them now, marching around in their bright red coats . . . oh, wait...

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So "Git off my lawn" is actually an old Native American expression?

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Hey, if it was good enough for Jesus...

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Pepsi - the only 'Murrikin soft drink that was bottled and sold in the USSR.

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“America the Beautiful” should have been sung in English and showed Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, and Coast Guardsmen of diverse races, sex, and creed deployed all over the world drinking Coca Cola."

Sure ... with exactly the same people.

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Tired, huddled white Xtian masses yearning to breathe free,.

If you can't read between the lines, the wingnutz will have to carve it into the plaque.

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"Coke is dead after ignoring Americans in their ad and featuring every race and national origin but American."

Definitely one of the all-time winning wingnut comments.

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Well the whole World's Fair was a UN plot to sneak other nationalities into New York's otherwise pristine white Protestant population, so I'm not surprised.

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Well at least they still have their white skin colour majority...

for now... muahahaha!

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Glenn Beck is a super patriot like West and he brays: <i>“And I said, ‘Why did you need that to divide us politically?’ Because that’s all this ad is,” Beck opined. “It’s in your face, and if you don’t like it, if you’re offended by it, you’re a racist. If you do like it, you’re for immigration. You’re for progress.” “That’s all this is: To divide people,” he continued. “Remember when Coke used to do the thing on the top and they would all hold hands? Now it’s, have a Coke and we’ll divide you.”</i>

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No response needed - the whole thing was put on by a nice, tax-free, non-profit organization. Something called the NFL.

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mmmmmmm... moon pies & bottled coke with peanuts. Breakfast of champions.

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That ad was outrageous . . . you let gays marry, and next thing you know it's dogs and horses! Santorum warned you, but did you listen? Noooo....

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'Cuz the original title is "Judeo-Christian God Bless America."

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That illegal Labrador border jumper was lucky he had the right colour fur. If he had been a chocolate lab... well... ya know.

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