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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"It's a Small World" at the 1964 NY World's Fair was sponsored by <strike>Coke</strike> Pepsi.

There must be something in that coca plant extract.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, if we can get Coke to sponsor the military -- or even just the next war -- the GOP can cut gubmint spending big-time! I can see them now, marching around in their bright red coats . . . oh, wait...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So "Git off my lawn" is actually an old Native American expression?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Pepsi - the only 'Murrikin soft drink that was bottled and sold in the USSR.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“America the Beautiful” should have been sung in English and showed Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, and Coast Guardsmen of diverse races, sex, and creed deployed all over the world drinking Coca Cola."

Sure ... with exactly the same people.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Tired, huddled white Xtian masses yearning to breathe free,.

If you can't read between the lines, the wingnutz will have to carve it into the plaque.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Coke is dead after ignoring Americans in their ad and featuring every race and national origin but American."

Definitely one of the all-time winning wingnut comments.

malsperanza's avatar

Well the whole World's Fair was a UN plot to sneak other nationalities into New York's otherwise pristine white Protestant population, so I'm not surprised.

Also2Something's avatar

Well at least they still have their white skin colour majority...

for now... muahahaha!

chascates's avatar

Glenn Beck is a super patriot like West and he brays: <i>“And I said, ‘Why did you need that to divide us politically?’ Because that’s all this ad is,” Beck opined. “It’s in your face, and if you don’t like it, if you’re offended by it, you’re a racist. If you do like it, you’re for immigration. You’re for progress.” “That’s all this is: To divide people,” he continued. “Remember when Coke used to do the thing on the top and they would all hold hands? Now it’s, have a Coke and we’ll divide you.”</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No response needed - the whole thing was put on by a nice, tax-free, non-profit organization. Something called the NFL.

Also2Something's avatar

mmmmmmm... moon pies & bottled coke with peanuts. Breakfast of champions.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That ad was outrageous . . . you let gays marry, and next thing you know it's dogs and horses! Santorum warned you, but did you listen? Noooo....

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

'Cuz the original title is "Judeo-Christian God Bless America."

Also2Something's avatar

That illegal Labrador border jumper was lucky he had the right colour fur. If he had been a chocolate lab... well... ya know.