Newt Gingrich's week has been so bad that he can't shake one person's hand without that nobody immediately making news. First it was the "get out!" guy; now Newt has had a box of glitter dumped on him because he dislikes gays. Yes, glitter is a more cost-effective way to be shiny than running up huge bills at a jewelry store, but if you're going to give Newt this tip, please just say it to him, don't pour it on him. Also: it would probably be funnier if you covered him in gold paint. What other indignities has the jowly potato noggin been through in recent hours?
If by "events" the guy meant "funerals for soldiers", I'm pretty sure his simpaticos have been doing some disturbing.
Ya gotta admire Newt's minion describing two people at a card table as an "event". Why, I'm having an event right now with only a table and a laptop!
No. Glitter does not get sharper with velocity. However the amount of kinetic energy does increase by the square of velocity (KE= 1/2 mV2) In other words, if you can get the glitter to move fast enough it could easily pass through Newt’s thick skull.
"Have we ever disturbed one of your events?" I don't know. Does vilifying, degrading and scapegoating count as "disturbing"?
Or just asses.
Like that Godfather scene, but more appropriate.
If by "events" the guy meant "funerals for soldiers", I'm pretty sure his simpaticos have been doing some disturbing.
Ya gotta admire Newt's minion describing two people at a card table as an "event". Why, I'm having an event right now with only a table and a laptop!
damn slow on the draw with that glitter ... I'd have had him done in 1/10 the time ...
Is Newt really "married," or is it just a Civil Union / Jewelry Transfer Contract?
tits? what? tits?
You just made me realize why Callista seemed oddly familiar...she&#039;s a slightly larger version of Barbie in Toy Story 3: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPxHWJF3VGs">http://www.youtube.com/watc... (too lazy for html code, sorry)
oh damn damn damn I was going to write that and now all I get for my efforts is candide stuck in my head.
I don&#039;t know he looks ok to me. I just wish he&#039;d saved some glitter for that elevator tool.
divorcing your wife is easier than running for president, isn&#039;t it newt?
I for one would like more gory details.
also, can I have her job?
Glitter and glue is the new tar and feather.
No. Glitter does not get sharper with velocity. However the amount of kinetic energy does increase by the square of velocity (KE= 1/2 mV2) In other words, if you can get the glitter to move fast enough it could easily pass through Newt&rsquo;s thick skull.
Needs better aim and more glue.
&quot;Have we ever disturbed one of your events?&quot; I don&#039;t know. Does vilifying, degrading and scapegoating count as &quot;disturbing&quot;?
On it!