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The Quirk's avatar

Or just asses.

Like that Godfather scene, but more appropriate.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If by "events" the guy meant "funerals for soldiers", I'm pretty sure his simpaticos have been doing some disturbing.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Ya gotta admire Newt's minion describing two people at a card table as an "event". Why, I'm having an event right now with only a table and a laptop!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

damn slow on the draw with that glitter ... I'd have had him done in 1/10 the time ...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is Newt really "married," or is it just a Civil Union / Jewelry Transfer Contract?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

tits? what? tits?

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PsycWench's avatar

You just made me realize why Callista seemed oddly familiar...she's a slightly larger version of Barbie in Toy Story 3: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPxHWJF3VGs">http://www.youtube.com/watc... (too lazy for html code, sorry)

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fuflans's avatar

oh damn damn damn I was going to write that and now all I get for my efforts is candide stuck in my head.

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fuflans's avatar

I don't know he looks ok to me. I just wish he'd saved some glitter for that elevator tool.

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fuflans's avatar

divorcing your wife is easier than running for president, isn't it newt?

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fuflans's avatar

I for one would like more gory details.

also, can I have her job?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Glitter and glue is the new tar and feather.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

No. Glitter does not get sharper with velocity. However the amount of kinetic energy does increase by the square of velocity (KE= 1/2 mV2) In other words, if you can get the glitter to move fast enough it could easily pass through Newt’s thick skull.

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PsycWench's avatar

Needs better aim and more glue.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Have we ever disturbed one of your events?" I don't know. Does vilifying, degrading and scapegoating count as "disturbing"?

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PsycWench's avatar

On it!

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