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If I had to live down there, I'd be grateful to God for taking me sooner.

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If we use enough of the Things That Go Boom, we'll get the global average down to where ours is.

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Beck's money, and Limpballs', all comes out of the pockets of the poor schlubs who can't get decent health care. The Lord works in <i>very fucking mysterious ways.</i>

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Don't forget the "gravy", also. You've got to lube those biscuits, and nothing does the job like Southern 30-weight redeye.

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Not to mention Health Insurance company profits -- hardly necessary in a rational health care system.

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Once they raise it to where nobody gets to, it's "mission accomplished".

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All the Dems have to do is make it clear that the GOP platform is "no scooter for you." Once that message gets through, the Repukes are toast.

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37???

IN A ROW?!?!

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To be fair, a 37-year lifespan <i>seems</i> a lot longer in Texas and the South.

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That means Texans and Southerners get to Gloryland sooner than other people!

Go, Go, GO!!!

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lamestream media.

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We're Number ... uh ... 37! We're Number ... er... 37! We're Number 37! USA! USA! USA! It's mourning in America! (no misspelling)

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