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If I had to live down there, I'd be grateful to God for taking me sooner.

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If we use enough of the Things That Go Boom, we'll get the global average down to where ours is.

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Beck's money, and Limpballs', all comes out of the pockets of the poor schlubs who can't get decent health care. The Lord works in <i>very fucking mysterious ways.</i>

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Don't forget the "gravy", also. You've got to lube those biscuits, and nothing does the job like Southern 30-weight redeye.

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Not to mention Health Insurance company profits -- hardly necessary in a rational health care system.

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Once they raise it to where nobody gets to, it's "mission accomplished".

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All the Dems have to do is make it clear that the GOP platform is "no scooter for you." Once that message gets through, the Repukes are toast.

Spurning Beer's avatar

To be fair, a 37-year lifespan <i>seems</i> a lot longer in Texas and the South.

chascates's avatar

That means Texans and Southerners get to Gloryland sooner than other people!

Go, Go, GO!!!

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

We're Number ... uh ... 37! We're Number ... er... 37! We're Number 37! USA! USA! USA! It's mourning in America! (no misspelling)