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*Heard on the Hill: Original freedom fries crusader no longer considersRep. Walter Jones Jr.a comrade...Harry Reidis a friend indeed...Those passports are never coming...Proposed intern behavior bill is anything but college humor. [ Roll Call ]

*Reliable Source: Cheney's granddaughter is a gender-bending thespian. [WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Tiger Woodsis welcome back anytime...Political cartoonists lament that there are only so many ways they can make fun ofBush...Bill Clintonwants to be the first First Laddie. [ Examiner ]

*Shenanigans: Hunger striker back for more at Lieberman's office...Gov. Corzine'sintellectual valet was too close for comfort...Oddly, Michael Jackson appears to have been a very demanding hotel guest. [ Politico ]

*The Sleuth: Mitt Romneyruns intoHillary Clinton, inadvertently compares it to nuclear holocaust. [ WP ]

*Washington Whispers: Condi Ricecarries a big stick...McCainasked to give up his part-time job as senator...First pup too fat to get up stairs...Tony Snowis recovering...Sen. Joe Bidenwants you to be straight with him. [ USN&WR ]