Also Barack O'Bama Sells Irish Buttons!

It is St. Patrick's Day and so we will drag out every bit of salacious incriminating innuendo we can find to prove that Barack Obama is a secret Irishman! Ah here is a telltale sign of Irishness: Weird buttons.

It's fine if you want to be Irish in private, dude, but don't rub our faces in it. Celebrate your heritage alone, at night, in the saddest corner of your sad apartment, where you can down bowls of lumpy Complan and marinate in your own wee.

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