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Wookie Monster's avatar

Well, that is proof that God hates us.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I'm with you. There's no way I'm getting out of the boat for this one.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Yup. We're fucked.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

TOTALLY.

I've been obsessing all day over Nazi swing propaganda, which really is the flipside to this lovely song.

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Uh, Ariel/Eric is an *interspecies* union. Where she gonna carry a white babby in her fish tail?

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

That last line, Dok. Damn you for that last line.

...Because it's true.

Disney likes to be all officially coy about Song of the South, these days, but they fucking knew what they were doing. Brought in people to consult them on it, all of whom had the same response of "WTF ARE YOU THINKING?!?" And Disney did it, anyway. Arranged for the Academy to give James Baskett in honorary Oscar for his portrayal of Uncle Remus -- a move which the Academy used for years to claim that, "No way are we racist!"

Was Disney actually racist? Don't know. Sure made some racist movies, though.

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Serai 1's avatar

No, it was quite related, but your arrogance prevents you from seeing it.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Cuck."

Means nothing to the people at whom the "insult" is directed, shows the supreme ignorance of the person dispensing the "insult."

Well played, dumbasses.

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Dyna Moe's avatar

Mozart and skiing

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bookish's avatar

More grotesque by the day.

http://www.thedailybeast.co...

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bookish's avatar

Would love to see links to your research when you publish, thanks.

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MC Planck's avatar

Best thing I've seen all day.

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MC Planck's avatar

I must be arrogant too, then. Because I can't see any point.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Cuck means a tiny cup you drink vodka out of.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I figured him more for a confed apologist. Tried to make it all softer and sweeter, nostalgic and such what.Aside: Baskett was still wonderful despite his subject matter. Though I admit to remembering very little but the opening song and the rabbit cartoon which was just meh.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

And with these guys, tiny is the rule rather than the exception.

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