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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that or work as a stripper

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that would have been some must-see TV

Lot_49's avatar

Drive a Prius but don't care for expensive, watery milkshakes. Is it okay to be outraged anyway?

Maybe we could persuade hedge funds to hire community college students or (gasp) mere high school graduates. They could hardly do worse than trustifarian Ivy League grads at destroying the economy.

Shypixel's avatar

Ooooh, thanks for reminding me, my payment is late.

PubOption's avatar

Or some illegal Mexicans, they have plenty of experience with hedges, and lawns, and trees...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Just hit stop before the page completely loads. Or use multiple browsers. Or get there via Google news searches. Or use some of the javascript solutions floating around...