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dballance's avatar

Bieber has a natural life?

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... Droopy Dog libelz!

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... you meet the press you have, not the Press you wish you had.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Roger Waters

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Sean Gossage's avatar

You should copywriter the phrase, "I has a wet spot for Walker". I see bumper sticker author being added to your resume, soon.

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The Molten Soul's avatar

Missed you like a fat kid misses cake!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And of course Walker’s reforms worked out terrifically for his state, except for how that is also very not true.

This would have been a good point for ace journalist Chuck Todd to have challenged Walker on the truth of his statements. Yeah, I know. Sorry you all ruptured yourselves laughing at the very idea.

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HuddledMass's avatar

Yes. Yes we would.

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IDon'tCareWhatYouThink's avatar

BUT FREEDUMS

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Go ahead! Build a 3,987 mile long impenetrable wall, 5,525 miles long if you include the border between Canada and Alaska. It will produce at least three results.

1. Canadians will have an easier time keeping illegal American arms from flowing over their border.2. The American job shortage will be eliminated.3. When the country goes bankrupt backing a ridiculous plan. the voters will have a convenient nearby flat surface where they can peg out Walker's hide to dry.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

St, Ronald McDonald of Reagan already took a crack at the dome of safety thingy, with his Star Wars missile defense metaphors. Remember?

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Wee Mousie's avatar

You'll have to talk to Monsanto about that. They're the ones with the experienced gene manipulators.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

I prefer "Rolling In Shit, with the Dogs."

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Com'on now! If it weren't for the righty publishers and owners swinging a whip these asshole candidates couldn't buy access to a decent reporter, always presuming every decent reporter hadn't started writing "Shades of Grey" novels as being intellectually more honest work.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

On the bright side, America will be able to field a truly stellar handball team is the next Olympics.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Except with the other.

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