Dude, what's that thing on your face? While our fearless leaders in Congress have been busy surrendering to ISIS and repealing Obamacare (yes, again) and sleeping on it to decide whether Donald Trump does or does not represent the Grand Ol' Party, the little matter of how to keep America's lights on is once again upon us. The deadline for funding our great bombin' adventures and abstinence-only sex ed in public schools and occasionally patching up some potholes and seizing our guns and delivering our mail and whatever the hell else our Big Government does is only a few days from pretty much nowish. If Congress doesn't figure it all out by Friday, Dec. 11, well you know that means, kids. It's
Well, hell. With this example at the top, is it any wonder that Kissin' Kuntry Kousin Kim Davis decided she didn't need to do her job either?Seriously, Paul Ryan, go ahead and put together some kind of shitty legislation that 'Bamz has to veto. You're teeing up defunding PP, so go right ahead. And never mind that it's an election year, and you've already been blamed for the first shut down debacle. Dickhead.
Tax cuts, corporate welfare, and increases to the defense budget - but only on sexy hardware made by well-connected firms on no-bid contracts.Forget their bullshit cries of "Support Our Troops". None of that budget money filters down to pay the people doing the hard work.
On a Teabagger sign it would read, "He's takin are guns!"
With the beard. Definitely with the beard.
It's been all of that laser-like focusing on jobs that's held them up.
Skreech Libelz!11!
Well, just like Obama becoming dictator and Holocausting the entire country, they, too, are waiting till the last minute.
Yeah. I was kinda amazed how shitty it felt to be told not to come in to work...
Except Paul Ryan doesn't need to hire a body double to look like a big dick.
Wait. Congress is black?
Well, hell. With this example at the top, is it any wonder that Kissin' Kuntry Kousin Kim Davis decided she didn't need to do her job either?Seriously, Paul Ryan, go ahead and put together some kind of shitty legislation that 'Bamz has to veto. You're teeing up defunding PP, so go right ahead. And never mind that it's an election year, and you've already been blamed for the first shut down debacle. Dickhead.
After this long, we'd be fired and denied unemployment!
Oh. My. God. Doesn't he know there's a War on Christmas?!!!
In Ye Olden Days, one would term it, "Blowing a hit."Your History of Weed. The more you know!
Kinda like Rick Perry in a Carhartt jacket.
Yes, and don't forget that Obama Hussein Hitler is coming for all your guns!!!
Tax cuts, corporate welfare, and increases to the defense budget - but only on sexy hardware made by well-connected firms on no-bid contracts.Forget their bullshit cries of "Support Our Troops". None of that budget money filters down to pay the people doing the hard work.
In a very real way, those are OUR BALLS. They are gonna end up hurting us in the worst way possible.