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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

On a Teabagger sign it would read, "He's takin are guns!"

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

With the beard. Definitely with the beard.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

It's been all of that laser-like focusing on jobs that's held them up.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Skreech Libelz!11!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Well, just like Obama becoming dictator and Holocausting the entire country, they, too, are waiting till the last minute.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Yeah. I was kinda amazed how shitty it felt to be told not to come in to work...

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Brendan_M's avatar

Except Paul Ryan doesn't need to hire a body double to look like a big dick.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Wait. Congress is black?

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Well, hell. With this example at the top, is it any wonder that Kissin' Kuntry Kousin Kim Davis decided she didn't need to do her job either?Seriously, Paul Ryan, go ahead and put together some kind of shitty legislation that 'Bamz has to veto. You're teeing up defunding PP, so go right ahead. And never mind that it's an election year, and you've already been blamed for the first shut down debacle. Dickhead.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

After this long, we'd be fired and denied unemployment!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Oh. My. God. Doesn't he know there's a War on Christmas?!!!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

In Ye Olden Days, one would term it, "Blowing a hit."Your History of Weed. The more you know!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Kinda like Rick Perry in a Carhartt jacket.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Yes, and don't forget that Obama Hussein Hitler is coming for all your guns!!!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Tax cuts, corporate welfare, and increases to the defense budget - but only on sexy hardware made by well-connected firms on no-bid contracts.Forget their bullshit cries of "Support Our Troops". None of that budget money filters down to pay the people doing the hard work.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

In a very real way, those are OUR BALLS. They are gonna end up hurting us in the worst way possible.

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