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America Asks For Thousands Of 'Cyber Warriors,' Thousands Of Basement-Dwellers Heed The Call
Clarence Thomas skipped the State of the Union so he could sit on his sofa and soak his feet in a bucket of "self-loathing black man." [ Weekly Standard ]
Most Improved Wino Nancy Pelosi spent 100,000 smackaroos (USD) on vodka nips and airplane pretzels. [ RedState ]
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, and we shall fight on the Moon. We will fight on the internets, also. [ The Caucus ]
Two old timers on the Supreme Court will be violently assassinated by Obama's Sandinista lawyers! K-Lo fears for you, Alito! [ The Corner ]
Why won't Sarah Palin ask Rush Limbaugh to host a retard summit? [ Think Progress ]