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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Jared should get into the food advertising business like other famous Jareds, I bet he could totally sell Crazy Bread.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought the Demoncrats were the <i>real</i> Enemy Combatants. I mean what part of "democrats are destroying America" doesn't fit that description. Hooray! Free Caribbean vacay and Queerans for all Demoncrats! Hooray! More Red States for Repubicans to turn into tax-free, bible-based paradises.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...did you copy and paste that list from the Peoples Republic Of Chinas tourist site?!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...terms "Enemy Combatant"and "Detainee"are so rough and brash! I prefer " Unfriendly Person Of Interest" and "Involuntary Guest"!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I finally was able to bond out of Gitmo!

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