Happy belated Gitmo Day! On Jan. 11, 2002, the United States captured a few dozen civilians in Afghanistan, then shipped them to a lawless shithole Navy base on an embargoed island. It was there, at Gitmo, that these confused civilians morphed into Enemy Combatants and then lost all of their human rights -- sort of like how caterpillars emerge from their cocoons as a beauteous butterflies, except instead of turning into butterflies they were put in prison forever. (So, scratch that, being an enemy combatant is basically the exact opposite of being a butterfly.) And now, entering its ninth year of shame, there are still around two hundred persons imprisoned at Guantanamo! Will you end up at Gitmo one day very soon? Take our quick Enemy Combatant quiz and find out: 1) Is your name Julian Assange? 2) Have you ever tried to sneak a water bottle full of water through airport security? 3) Are you at least
I thought the Demoncrats were the <i>real</i> Enemy Combatants. I mean what part of &quot;democrats are destroying America&quot; doesn&#039;t fit that description. Hooray! Free Caribbean vacay and Queerans for all Demoncrats! Hooray! More Red States for Repubicans to turn into tax-free, bible-based paradises.
...terms &quot;Enemy Combatant&quot;and &quot;Detainee&quot;are so rough and brash! I prefer &quot; Unfriendly Person Of Interest&quot; and &quot;Involuntary Guest&quot;!
Jared should get into the food advertising business like other famous Jareds, I bet he could totally sell Crazy Bread.
I thought the Demoncrats were the <i>real</i> Enemy Combatants. I mean what part of &quot;democrats are destroying America&quot; doesn&#039;t fit that description. Hooray! Free Caribbean vacay and Queerans for all Demoncrats! Hooray! More Red States for Repubicans to turn into tax-free, bible-based paradises.
...did you copy and paste that list from the Peoples Republic Of Chinas tourist site?!
...terms &quot;Enemy Combatant&quot;and &quot;Detainee&quot;are so rough and brash! I prefer &quot; Unfriendly Person Of Interest&quot; and &quot;Involuntary Guest&quot;!
...I finally was able to bond out of Gitmo!