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This is probably late to the game, but...

Inbred Hippos On Parade

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AAA is a smaller battery. AA is the size you buy in those packages of 36 at Home Depot. Duh.

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Intoxicated, Horny Off-seekers' Pubes

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mmmmmm delicious pancakes.

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S.O.S. = Democracy in peril

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I thought WASP stood for Whitey Always Slammin' Poors.

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IHOP - I'm Having Occult Parties - Christine O'Donnell.

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I went to International House of Pancakes and -- except for <i><strike>French</strike> Freedom</i> Toast and <i>Belgian</i> Waffles, it was really just the HOP - House of Pancakes. And not so much a "house" as a restaurant in a mall. So just P - Pancakes. Pretty sure we all know what "P" is. Yep, those little pointy pointy things up there next to our sarcasit nymph names</i>

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