Just yesterday, Kenyan Supervillain President Obama was plotting the grand finale of his economic assault on America (mostly through angry illustrations of himself standing next to John Boehner on top of a cake, as it is done in New York City) when he got bored for a minute and decided to allow all the ladies of the U.S.A.
I make a mean anusburger, and after several years of reading Wonkette, I've become expert at laughing and crying simultaneously - I could teach a class in that.
But Obama is a Secret Republican out to destroy all non-wealthy Americans! Birth control would give women more control over their bodies, allowing poorer women in particular the chance to break the cycle of poverty by forgoing childrearing until they are in a better position to take care of a smaller number of children, which would lessen demand for social services and save the government money! How can this be an evil Koch plot?
Hmm.... it seems that the word that sounds just like "rettarrddedd" is once again being insta-banned by the Incensed Debate electro-gestapo. Pardon my consonants.
Ahem!
So, if guns are rettarrddedd, only rettarrdds will have guns -- and it looks like we're just about there.
As a person without any cancer whatsoever, I am outraged that my insurance premiums are going to pay for fancy "treatments" for these chemotherapy queens.
I love bon bons. I like the ice cream ones. I will definitely vote for Democrats now. When can I get them?
I prefer to eat the rich.
I make a mean anusburger, and after several years of reading Wonkette, I've become expert at laughing and crying simultaneously - I could teach a class in that.
if ANY ONE OFTHESE FUCKING TOOLs OFFERED ME A FREE MANI/PEDI ....
i would vote for them forever.
(i am shallow that way.)
But Obama is a Secret Republican out to destroy all non-wealthy Americans! Birth control would give women more control over their bodies, allowing poorer women in particular the chance to break the cycle of poverty by forgoing childrearing until they are in a better position to take care of a smaller number of children, which would lessen demand for social services and save the government money! How can this be an evil Koch plot?
Hmm.... it seems that the word that sounds just like "rettarrddedd" is once again being insta-banned by the Incensed Debate electro-gestapo. Pardon my consonants.
Ahem!
So, if guns are rettarrddedd, only rettarrdds will have guns -- and it looks like we're just about there.
While Republicans should never have to miss a chance to screw somebody.
There you go again with that "thinking" thing. Doncha know that logic has a well-known liberal bias?
All fetuses (feti?) <i>should</i> have manicures. Those fingernails have gotta hurt on the way out!
woooaahhh. sandy rios.
cunt.
i call free mani / pedi.
MS-holes!
who IS that ginger beauty??
As a person without any cancer whatsoever, I am outraged that my insurance premiums are going to pay for fancy &quot;treatments&quot; for these chemotherapy queens.