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War Pigs or Paranoid?

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And then there's John McCain, who literally went with the alt-text.

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Buried on page 94 of the decision: Snowden is still an asshole.

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Unless it involves a uterus.

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Silly. Real people who need privacy don't have uteruses! Stahp with the non sequiturs!

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NSA: Illegal, illschmegal, whatever!

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But reading everyone's e-mail and Google history is still kosher, right?

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Imaginary health issues are our most serious health issues. In support, I wear the cellophane ribbon.

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Makes me wonder about what key words they've entered into the filtering. -Bomb-Jihad-overthrow-great Satan-talk dirty to me.....

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Oh it wasn't that big an explosion.

That was another time when we were recovering smuggled weapons.

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So's your face.

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Why yes, I am warm and deep, thank you for noticing.

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This is a shameful decision on the part of the Second Circuit. There are real-life examples of how the government getting all up in our business has actually saved lives. The most recent example being that fellow they already knew was expressing a willingness to act all terroristy -- on behalf of Rep. Keith Ellison -- and they were able to stop him immediately after shooting a security guard in the ankle and spraying a bunch of other rounds, um, around. BUT NOONE DIED! Ipsofactodeligodelicto Lives Saved! And all thanks to them reviewing the stupid emails Aunt Mary sends me.

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It took ninety seven pages to say "cut it out".

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That's a relief! Uh, where does one sign up to do these sexts? Asking for a friend.

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