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Pixeloid's avatar

“I’m not standing in the way, I’m collaborating!”

"Collaborating" isn't a good word to use here. Sure, it's the most accurate, but sounds bad because it's being used in the same way it was in 1930s Germany.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

From a Quora post. The Thieves are in charge of the cash register:

Nancy George Carpenter replied to your comment on an answer to: "How do you feel about DOGE found 2.7 trillion dollars in waste in such a short amount of time? How about the Democrats are fighting to keep that waste?"

musk currently has DOD contracts worth $22 BILLION. I think I know where we can make cuts. Also, trump’s trips to the Super Bowl and the Daytona 500 cost the taxpayers $25–30 million, just for those 2 day trips. Completely unnecessary, completely wasteful. But Johnson says those tax cuts will be extended and there will be additional cuts for the top 1%. Elon is paid $8 million daily for his gov’t contracts while seniors get an average of $65 a day on social security. Guess which one he considers “waste”?

I am posting this to my NC Senators and other congressional representatives.

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Bob's avatar

Apparently Gov. Hochul can actually dismiss Adams, but she needs more time to think things over: https://gothamist.com/news/will-gov-hochul-remove-nyc-mayor-eric-adams-i-need-some-time-she-says

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jltympanum's avatar

I think that is fair. A step as extreme as dismissing a NYC mayor should not be done hastily.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Great comment from a Guardian reader:

"Of all the identities inculcated into people's heads to control and oppress them, patriotic national identity is the most malevolent. It has the power to swallow up every manner of bigotry, rage and rancour, every sullen attachment to social (as opposed to geographic) place, amplify them and render them orders of magnitude more violent and dangerous.

"Patriotism and fascism are never in opposing camps."

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Zap's avatar

“I’m not standing in the way, I’m collaborating” is what all the good Nazis say.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Apparently forgetting what happened to many"collaborators" in a certain war...and what that word meant.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

"I'm collaborating!" Just like a fucking COLLABORATOR.

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SterWonk's avatar

Catching the second half of "WarGames" on PBS.

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Erin's avatar

I saw the FCPA memo reported on Wednesday in a trade publication (I investigate financial crimes) and it has made me almost as mad as everything else the last month. Anti-corruption is why I got into the career I have and seeing it so devalued is a slap in the face. I've seen the result of rampant corruption on an economy and a political system and it's almost impossible to eradicate once it's entrenched. Just one more thing it will take decades to recover from.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I'm covering (working a trade) for my old Lt. who is now a Captain on Truck 24. She's celebrating her 15 year anniversary with her life partner, so took her spot. Any how, we watched a Tesla superdouchpanzervagen pick up burn. I directed my crews not to put water on it because it's actually easier to allow these vehicles destroy themselves because of the high voltage energy stuck in the batteries. It's an insurance job in my world. I don't want to share pictures because it could impact my job. Regardless, I hope the owner has good insurance. He was a nice human but the MAGA hat was a turnoff.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

We told you!

“Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.”

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They wouldn't believe us if we told them the sun rises in the east.

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Lady MS's avatar

As Gomer used to say, “Surprise, surprise!”

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

When the word "poison" is on the side of the tin you can assume it is probably not going to be good for you . . ,

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Fartknocker's avatar

Expected based on the fact he fucked over contractors and subcontractors. I really hope Hell has a special place for our sack of shit.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

And that he gets there real soon, in whatever form that Hell presents itself

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

No one could have predicted that. Oh wait, a whole bunch of you predicted that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

"America works best once everyone is fired" . . .

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Dammit. I'm hungry.

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Lady MS's avatar

If you’re stoned, you’re likely feeling creative. Take anything in the hose & melt cheese over it in the microwave. C’est magnifique!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah. I don't have any hose though. :)

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Lady MS's avatar

Oh, shit…am usually so quick on the edit trigger…’house’, of course

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I, know. My weird "dyslexia-adjacent whatevs" makes me focus on things like that. I've nervewracked many in my time.

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Lady MS's avatar

Appreciate your attention to detail & am ashamed, as I’ve actually charged people money for edits. Knew better, gotta do better…🙄

Then again, whatever’s in the hose would likely go well with cheese.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Don't be ashamed. Just take another hit, or drink, breath, or whatevs...

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Who's Dammit?

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Who isn't ? . . .

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oldmechanician's avatar

Isn't he that guy that manufactures that elixir for grumpy old farts. Dammitol?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah, but that Norwegian outfit has a competitive market with its Fuckitol and Fuckitol-HCl.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

My alter ego, Dammit.

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counterlife's avatar

Eat food. Please.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I et pleny food. It's the weed.

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counterlife's avatar

Popcorn? Skinny Pop. Not too salty, some fiber, low cal. Good at satisfying the hungers produced by our other essentials.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

A few nice tiemz here at home...

My FitBit died today. RIP Inspire 2, and hello, Charge 6. If I don't Spud-sit Monday, I'ma test it at the health club Monday.

So, I got my last bill from xfinity after cutting the cable. I figured they would fee me to death as their last act as service providers, so I expected about a hundred bucks' charge as a good-bye gift to us.

The bill: -$290. That's right, we have a credit. Guess the good-bye present's comin' to Casa de Hero. Comic book store shopping spree, baby.

I found out that I can get Willow, the channel where I watch cricket, for free on Roku. Just download their app, scroll, click and watch, easy peasy. Cable was charging me $14/mo. The disadvantage is that I have no DVR and the matches are usually on in the dead of night. Since I'm a night owl, though, I can sometimes watch a live match. And the Willow app has an archive--I just have to be careful in case there are spoilers. Loving the Roku, btw, esp the MST3K Channel, and ElectricityNow, which airs reruns of Leverage.

And, finally, Wee Sammy has officially stopped humping my forearm when I'm not looking.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

We still miss our TiVo, which no longer interfaces with our cable company equipment (yeah, yeah, but streaming flat out sucks a lot of the time). Plus cable supplies our internet.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Go with a Garmin if you have the dollars. They are reliable and easily interface with your phone.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

I wanted to, but too rich for my blood. Also, when I wasn’t looking, Google incorporated itself into Fitbits, which well and truly sucks.

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MorganX's avatar

😹

Also,🏆, too!

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Snarfyguy's avatar

An amazing production.

Andrew Gold, I think?

That outro is sublime.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Andrew Gold played most of the instruments on it. Linda hated the guitar solo, because she thought it sounded like The Beatles, so she had to be talked into keeping it.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Peter Asher.

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clairence's avatar

At the store today, I parked next to a truck with a sticker in the window that read, "Scamdemic Survivor". We're clearly not going to be friends. But I always want to ask those people what they think was killing millions of people worldwide if COVID was a scam.

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tempusfugit's avatar

They DON't think. Period. That's all.......

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SterWonk's avatar

> But I always want to ask those people what they think was killing millions of people worldwide if COVID was a scam.

Nothing. Something something "crisis actors" something.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Don't engage them, there is no good that can come out of that.

For some reason there are dozens of quotes attributed to Mark Twain on this subject, all of them fakes. Hmm.

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InMyRoom's avatar

They would probably tell you it was a vast worldwide conspiracy that Q found out about. Stay far away from the Q people.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT. It was a short one tonight.

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