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When we graduated from high school in the Spring of that year, the school told us they would only permit "LXIX" up on the curtain behind us. No "'69."

Even our rather slow principal had that one figured out.

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I wondered the same thing -- except that I believe she was from Texas...

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Hey...twins. Both bailed on Vietnam. (as far as I can tell anyway...and even if Jones didn't dodge the draft, he's still a douche)

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Both live in Florida. Coincidence?

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Obviously both of them got A’s in Media Whoring 101. I’d like to see the senior yearbook.

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Personally, I think that Jones was the cyst on Rush's ass.

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Ten bucks says he was the catcher.

A hundred says he still is.

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A sawbuck says that was one of the bases.

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Brilliant

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vs. "Man Mountain Dean?"

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DB: Thank you! This is where you're supposed to write "I always knew he is a switch-hitter."

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