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TundraGrifter's avatar

When we graduated from high school in the Spring of that year, the school told us they would only permit "LXIX" up on the curtain behind us. No "'69."

Even our rather slow principal had that one figured out.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I wondered the same thing -- except that I believe she was from Texas...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey...twins. Both bailed on Vietnam. (as far as I can tell anyway...and even if Jones didn't dodge the draft, he's still a douche)

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chascates's avatar

Both live in Florida. Coincidence?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Obviously both of them got A’s in Media Whoring 101. I’d like to see the senior yearbook.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Personally, I think that Jones was the cyst on Rush's ass.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ten bucks says he was the catcher.

A hundred says he still is.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A sawbuck says that was one of the bases.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Brilliant

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TundraGrifter's avatar

vs. "Man Mountain Dean?"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

DB: Thank you! This is where you're supposed to write "I always knew he is a switch-hitter."

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