That cash isn't going just to Judicial Watch... The family's previous lawyer wants a cut too. He's defended a lot of J6ers plus a Unite the Right guy, but the Babbit settlement would be his biggest paycheck: https://ktb2025.substack.com/p/homicidal-and-sides-taking-instincts
We’re not saying representing Babbitt’s family is a cynical grift to squeeze money out of the federal government and into Judicial Watch’s own coffers by sucking up to Donald Trump.
I'm saying it. They did a lot of pro bono for him as I recall. This is just the tip of the retribution cycle
Ashley Babbitt has become the Horst Wessel of MAGA, a dupe whose stupid death can be retconned into glorious martyrdom for The Cause. Her grave will become a shrine for every gun slinging fascist fuckwit in the country.
If the proven rapist Trump really wants to compensate all those who violently tried to overthrow the election on his behalf on January 6, why doesn't he announce that, as a very rich man, he doesn't need all the money he has grifted with his meme coins and NFTs and Trump media stock, and he is just going to dump all that money into a compensation fund so that all his minions can share in the wealth.
Why burden the American tax payers who are already going to be on the hook for Bribe Force One?
"the government will pay your surviving relatives $5 million to compensate them for you being a colossal asshole.
But only if you’re doing it for Donald Trump. That makes all that Not Bad Anymore."
I might not have been a martyr for the cause, but I broke my foot kicking a federal building to show it how wrong it was. I'm suing for $30 mil for my asshattery (the same amount that Ashli Babbitt's family said they should get in compensation for her suicide) but I'm not as greedy as the Babbitt clan is, I'm willing to settle for only $1 million.
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"The case was scheduled to go to trial in July of 2026. Frankly, we’re sorry it’s settling"
I Guess it's time for me to sell my Popcorn Futures, I expected to make a killing (pun intended) when popcorn sales skyrocketed during the trial.
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"the Babbitt family’s wingnut attorneys try to convince a DC jury"
No problems here, the jury would never hear the arguments if (a) the judge hearing the case is an appointee of the Fulvous Fuckwad's and (b) Judge Jeanine Pirro sticks her nose into the case under the guise of being the Interim Federal Prosecutor for DC (just her very appearance would say that if the Babbitts don't get anything for Ashli's actions Mooseballs Mussolini and the DHS version of Birkenau Barbie would come down on them for not giving in to an insurrectionist's people).
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"[T]he Justice Department has agreed to pay just under $5 million to Babbitt’s family"
Circling back to that $5 mil payoff, I wonder how much the DOJ and the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus will give the J6 hostages? The blanket pardons and commutation of a few sentences is not enough to compensate for the suffering they experienced and the anguish of their families.
> "President Donald Trump on Tuesday floated the possibility of financial compensation for people who were prosecuted for taking part in the riot at the Capitol in 2021.
Speaking to Newsmax on Tuesday night, Trump said he had taken “care” of his supporters who attempted to overturn his 2020 election loss and added there is “talk” about compensating them.
* See? The Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster wants to give his cultists cash for the pain and suffering they experienced trying to prevent a fraudulent election from being confirmed. Their persecution... sorry, prosecution... was nothing more than lawfare carried out by the politicized DOJ under the order of the capo of the Biden Crime Family.
* The Mango Malignancy will always take care of his supporters -- or at least until they piss him off for some reason.
* Most of those people in government (bless their hearts) at this point in time are RINO assholes, so certainly they would be talking compensation as a necessity.
* The government employees that "really like that group of people" are the same RINOs as above.
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"We guess pardoning all 1,600 of them"
This was hard, time consuming work for the Pumpkin Pestilence since he personally reviewed each individual case before issuing his blanket pardons.
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"It is impossible to state this any more clearly. Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. He whined and threw tantrums and cried like a toddler denied a cookie. Then his fans whined and cried like toddlers denied a cookie."
"Truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it. Ignorance may deride it. Malice may distort it. But there it is." Winston Churchill
"COLLINS: Do you want to respond to President Biden being diagnosed with cancer? Are you going to call your predecessor?
TRUMP: I think it’s very sad, actually. I’m surprised that it wasn’t, you know, the public wasn’t notified a long time ago. Because to get to stage nine, that’s a long time."
Your Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator here.
Why are you calling Donald Trump "first lady"? You are aware, I hope, that calling someone transgender, or suggesting someone is really unmanly and is really a woman with fallopes and ladyparts and all, is prohibited here?
I mean, literally there is no other joke there than "Haha! I will mock this man and call him a LADY, because women are so inferior!"
Please review the commenting rules and understand them before you pull that shit again. This includes any brilliant "Elonia Musk" jokes too.
I made the joke because Elon Musk is so obviously the President and Foolius is a figurehead. Since I'm a lady myself, I don't think women are inferior at all.
But I can understand where you're coming from, Friendly Neighborhood Mod so, going forward I will refrain.
That cash isn't going just to Judicial Watch... The family's previous lawyer wants a cut too. He's defended a lot of J6ers plus a Unite the Right guy, but the Babbit settlement would be his biggest paycheck: https://ktb2025.substack.com/p/homicidal-and-sides-taking-instincts
I hope that $5 million buys these shitty people all the misery they deserve.
We’re not saying representing Babbitt’s family is a cynical grift to squeeze money out of the federal government and into Judicial Watch’s own coffers by sucking up to Donald Trump.
I'm saying it. They did a lot of pro bono for him as I recall. This is just the tip of the retribution cycle
Ta, Gary. So now we're handing out $5 million to the family of a fucking traitor/insurrectionist?
Ashley Babbitt has become the Horst Wessel of MAGA, a dupe whose stupid death can be retconned into glorious martyrdom for The Cause. Her grave will become a shrine for every gun slinging fascist fuckwit in the country.
Fine people on both sides, amirite?
I here that’s what the kool kids call it nowadays.
Children are going hungry and veterans are sleeping on the streets, but this skank’s family is benefitting from a corrupt Attorney General!
I call for an investigation! Sounds like a job for DOGE™!!
My new stance we should always give the family of people killed by the government $5,000,000. So far, the dingbats have agreed with me.
There's a rope named JUSTICE waiting for all these traitors. She should have had more company on her way to Hades!
If the proven rapist Trump really wants to compensate all those who violently tried to overthrow the election on his behalf on January 6, why doesn't he announce that, as a very rich man, he doesn't need all the money he has grifted with his meme coins and NFTs and Trump media stock, and he is just going to dump all that money into a compensation fund so that all his minions can share in the wealth.
Why burden the American tax payers who are already going to be on the hook for Bribe Force One?
"the government will pay your surviving relatives $5 million to compensate them for you being a colossal asshole.
But only if you’re doing it for Donald Trump. That makes all that Not Bad Anymore."
I might not have been a martyr for the cause, but I broke my foot kicking a federal building to show it how wrong it was. I'm suing for $30 mil for my asshattery (the same amount that Ashli Babbitt's family said they should get in compensation for her suicide) but I'm not as greedy as the Babbitt clan is, I'm willing to settle for only $1 million.
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"The case was scheduled to go to trial in July of 2026. Frankly, we’re sorry it’s settling"
I Guess it's time for me to sell my Popcorn Futures, I expected to make a killing (pun intended) when popcorn sales skyrocketed during the trial.
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"the Babbitt family’s wingnut attorneys try to convince a DC jury"
No problems here, the jury would never hear the arguments if (a) the judge hearing the case is an appointee of the Fulvous Fuckwad's and (b) Judge Jeanine Pirro sticks her nose into the case under the guise of being the Interim Federal Prosecutor for DC (just her very appearance would say that if the Babbitts don't get anything for Ashli's actions Mooseballs Mussolini and the DHS version of Birkenau Barbie would come down on them for not giving in to an insurrectionist's people).
-----
"[T]he Justice Department has agreed to pay just under $5 million to Babbitt’s family"
Circling back to that $5 mil payoff, I wonder how much the DOJ and the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus will give the J6 hostages? The blanket pardons and commutation of a few sentences is not enough to compensate for the suffering they experienced and the anguish of their families.
> "President Donald Trump on Tuesday floated the possibility of financial compensation for people who were prosecuted for taking part in the riot at the Capitol in 2021.
Speaking to Newsmax on Tuesday night, Trump said he had taken “care” of his supporters who attempted to overturn his 2020 election loss and added there is “talk” about compensating them.
...
“A lot of the people that are in the government now talk about it because a lot of the people in government really like that group of people[]”" https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/25/trump-floats-possibility-of-compensation-for-jan-6-rioters-00250063
* See? The Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster wants to give his cultists cash for the pain and suffering they experienced trying to prevent a fraudulent election from being confirmed. Their persecution... sorry, prosecution... was nothing more than lawfare carried out by the politicized DOJ under the order of the capo of the Biden Crime Family.
* The Mango Malignancy will always take care of his supporters -- or at least until they piss him off for some reason.
* Most of those people in government (bless their hearts) at this point in time are RINO assholes, so certainly they would be talking compensation as a necessity.
* The government employees that "really like that group of people" are the same RINOs as above.
-----
"We guess pardoning all 1,600 of them"
This was hard, time consuming work for the Pumpkin Pestilence since he personally reviewed each individual case before issuing his blanket pardons.
-----
"It is impossible to state this any more clearly. Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. He whined and threw tantrums and cried like a toddler denied a cookie. Then his fans whined and cried like toddlers denied a cookie."
"Truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it. Ignorance may deride it. Malice may distort it. But there it is." Winston Churchill
fnord
If only she had listened to the cop…
What about the leddy that got gadsden flagged while carrying a gadsden flag.... the one stompled to death.
does she get smackaroonies too?
Out of deep respect for him. Here's the last song Johnny Mathis sang at his farewell concert on May 18th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpy_Ga234F8
First Lady Foolius thinks there's a Stage 9 for cancer.
https://www.mediaite.com/news/cnns-kaitlan-collins-fact-checks-trump-there-is-no-stage-9-cancer/#article-nav
"COLLINS: Do you want to respond to President Biden being diagnosed with cancer? Are you going to call your predecessor?
TRUMP: I think it’s very sad, actually. I’m surprised that it wasn’t, you know, the public wasn’t notified a long time ago. Because to get to stage nine, that’s a long time."
Your Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator here.
Why are you calling Donald Trump "first lady"? You are aware, I hope, that calling someone transgender, or suggesting someone is really unmanly and is really a woman with fallopes and ladyparts and all, is prohibited here?
I mean, literally there is no other joke there than "Haha! I will mock this man and call him a LADY, because women are so inferior!"
Please review the commenting rules and understand them before you pull that shit again. This includes any brilliant "Elonia Musk" jokes too.
I made the joke because Elon Musk is so obviously the President and Foolius is a figurehead. Since I'm a lady myself, I don't think women are inferior at all.
But I can understand where you're coming from, Friendly Neighborhood Mod so, going forward I will refrain.
Sorry for the misreading, but you can certainly see why it's problematic. Thanks!
No it’s perfectly fine! I totally get where you’re coming from and I will definitely be more mindful in future (sorry also if I was agressive earlier)
Thanks Dok <3
Make him Vice President instead!
Useless and just there for the crowd waving(cause GOp VPs be like that)
Number nine . . . number nine . . . number nine . . .