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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

egads!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Words fail.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

OT, but I thought the Wonkette web server issues were sorted. I'm getting weird SQL messages:

SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1064 You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MariaDB server version for the right syntax to use near 'ALL' AND enabled = '1')' at line 1

I'd try to make a topical tie-in joke about monthly cycle crankiness, but that would be bad form.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

does it have anything to do with throwing an octopus on the ice?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and you were right

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

furloughed

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

First they came for the Spinal Tap anatomically correct skeleton t-shirt and I said nothing...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I find Dov's photos of the nubile American Apparel models to be remarkably creepy. He's clearly on a major power trip and quite full of himself.

Also.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I would have just dismissed this as a one-off quirk, but I got the weirdness thrice, so thought I'd better mention it. But I'm sure the crack IT arm of Wonkette Inc. is on it, armed with the wrenches (or better yet, wenches) necessary to fixity fix the broken.

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Ikimizi's avatar

That model does not appear to be very happy about what they are making her wear.

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Shypixel's avatar

That does not look like blood. It looks like red wine.

I think this is actually an illustration of a very intoxicated woman masturbating.

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PubOption's avatar

Needs more Wonkette panties?

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schmannity's avatar

Progressive's Flo should wear one.

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