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SullivanSt's avatar

Pointing out racism is the real racism.

Trying to stop bullying is the real bullying.

Does this mean that homophobia is the real homosexuality? Bryan Fischer must be a raging cockfiend!

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SullivanSt's avatar

The words "slut", "whore", "fuck", "orgy" and "rimjob" are <em>all</em> spelled using letters. I rest my case!

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SullivanSt's avatar

That sounds like it'd look good on video... or, uh, I'm told some people might be into that, somewhere, yeah, that's it, some other people, not me of course.

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jqheywood's avatar

With votes, of course....

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

We were segregated according to genitals (though they never checked me) on a floor by floor basis.

The only thing they asked us about prior to room assignments was smoking preference [insert fellatio joke here].

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PsycWench's avatar

I beg to differ. I became a slut (at least by AFA standards) even though I never liked Barbies and am indifferent toward cheese. There are many paths..

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PsycWench's avatar

Yeah, that's why Jesus had all those gay-hatin' parables.

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PsycWench's avatar

No surprise sex?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, that show had a pretty big audience for a while, didn't it?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Someone needs to alert the AFA as to how colleges and universities make freshman dorm assignments.

(Where I went to school, 100% of the gay male freshmen lived in men's dorms, and 100% of the gay female freshmen lived in women's dorms)

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Shoulda known from the decorations that this anti-bullying movement was just a trojan horse full of gays and gay sympathizers.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sounds like you've been to Louisiana.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Not <i>any</i> reason. For example, being a christian is not a good reason to be bullied. Being a gay, or perhaps worse, a gay-tolerant straight (as if such a person exists), is a great reason.

See the AFA's website for a list of acceptable bullying excuses (sluttiness, gayness, jewyness, muslimyness, brownness . . .)

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schmannity's avatar

Why do you think they call it "spreadable" cheese?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe the contagion that the AFA is trying to prevent is generally known as "cooties."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Eating at the same table as them is just a gateway activity to liking them. And then, maybe, the ghey.

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