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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'll know if you're not watching.

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Shypixel's avatar

Glorious Muslim Leader, Barack Hussein Anti-Christ Obama of Kenya, would never do anything to harm us. He has said as much in his melodious voice, the mere sound of which causes flowers to bloom, even in the dead of winter.

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Shypixel's avatar

As if Wonkette allowed comments...

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Shypixel's avatar

Because they have the government's <strike>dick</strike> teat in their mouths...

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Fartknocker's avatar

Can this new media overlord please take away tee-vee shows about Honey Boo Boos, Ice Road Truckers, and anything Alaska?

Thank you, Fartknocker, a True American and Taxpayer

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