A special ceremony is planned Tuesday afternoon at McDonald’s in Fond du Lac for Don Gorske. That’s because, since 1972, Gorske has eaten at least two Big Macs a day, which means the 57-year-old will be eating his 25,000th Big Mac on the 39th anniversary of eating his first.
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Not everyone can pull off the Justin Bieber look.
"free colonoscopy"
There are some things man was not meant to know.
It's true, but it isn't code.
I think this might be just about as high as he <i>can</i> aim.
25,000 Big Macs sounds like a pre-existing condition to me.
If this guy can swallow 25,000 Big Macs, he&#039;ll probably swallow the shit sandwich Newt has planned for America. Go for it Newt!
You don&#039;t like Bob Dylan and you never ate a Big Mac. There needs to be some kind of intervention here.
I&#039;m on a diet too. If the rapture happens on Saturday I&#039;m done with it one way or another.
Didn&#039;t Bob Graham retire in 2005?
I thought we were past this shit.
Kiss, kiss. Okay, have some more bacon.
it&#039;s good to have goals in life.
It&#039;s OK to be racist again.
There&#039;s about $30 grand down the toilet.