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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Apropos nothing, upon following the link, I could not help but notice the high quality journalism provided by Faux News:

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Not everyone can pull off the Justin Bieber look.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"free colonoscopy"

There are some things man was not meant to know.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's true, but it isn't code.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think this might be just about as high as he <i>can</i> aim.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

25,000 Big Macs sounds like a pre-existing condition to me.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If this guy can swallow 25,000 Big Macs, he'll probably swallow the shit sandwich Newt has planned for America. Go for it Newt!

102415's avatar

You don't like Bob Dylan and you never ate a Big Mac. There needs to be some kind of intervention here.

102415's avatar

I'm on a diet too. If the rapture happens on Saturday I'm done with it one way or another.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Didn't Bob Graham retire in 2005?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I thought we were past this shit.

102415's avatar

Kiss, kiss. Okay, have some more bacon.

fuflans's avatar

it's good to have goals in life.

chascates's avatar

It's OK to be racist again.

chascates's avatar

There's about $30 grand down the toilet.